Gardeners Rest #16 ( 2021)

[Nicos]

…climb it first….well, only part way…and of course Nicos obliged, hanging strands of tinsel as she went.
Not any old tinsel of course but eco friendly, organic , compostable ultra fast biodegradable tinsel.
It actually looked more like strings of popcorn but no one dared comment…..

[rary]

So while some folks were off running after this and that, Nicos and Snoop thought they would sneak out the back door and see how tall the bean stalk had grown , Snoop wanted to see if it would take her weight if she climbed up it, so she told Nicos to...

[Nicos]

“I’ve got some custard” he shouted…..” I’ve got some custard!”….as his voice disappeared into the horizon….

Rary, never wanting to miss a free pudding dashed off after them shouting “ I’ve got a spoon!”…..

[Nicos]

It was the cobbler as they had a few loose nails, but this was no boot cobbler but a rather special , prize winning chef who specialised in Xmas cobbler puddings.
So far the recipe wasn’t in the Great British Pudding Recipe book , but NTG was hot on his boots’ heels hoping to get the rather acclaimed recipe.

[Snoop Puss]

The seven-league-boots stood up of their own accord and in a single leap shot out the door and out of sight.

"I'm glad I wasn't wearing them when they did that", exclaimed Nick.

"Where have they gone?", all the others chimed in.

Except the fairy, who asked in ominous tones, "Who have they gone to meet?"

[nick the grief]

... Snadger was toasting his nuts by the fire.

"I really think we should wake him up" said Snoop ... "I can smell burning"

All of a sudden

[mothhawk]

...was warming his stockinged feet by the fire in the snug, where he'd come to avoid the holly spread over the lounge floor where Nicos and Snoop were busily tying it into festive wreaths, while at the same time....

[Nicos]

“I’ve got just the cream for that!”….and headed off to fetch the first aid box.

In the mean time NTG…..

[nick the grief]

"Is that a giant peach Rary?" Nicos asked ...

"No", replied Rary " my trousers have split and my pants are in the wash and I tripped over these damn boots ... It's a bit draughty with the wind blowing from the urals"

Nicos blushed like a tomato and took another peek then exclaimed ...

[Snoop Puss]

he tripped over one of Nick's seven-league boots and, as he fell to the ground, his hump split open, revealing...

[Nicos]

“Oooooo” drooled the Grapes gleefully.
Rary instantly realised his mistake and tentatively tried to back out through the door…..unfortunately….

[Nicos]

“they’re chocolate coins ….honest” he gesticulated….

[Nicos]

…Rary suddenly blushed. It was unusual for him to look so bashful…..

[Snoop Puss]

Everybody looked at the hunchback's hump. They knew they shouldn't, but they couldn't help it: they were all convinced the sound was coming from there.

[Nicos]

….looking at Rary…….