Chitchat thread #24

[Nicos]

Rary!…tut tut

[Containergardener]

Morning
It's very dull and windy although the forecast is claiming full sun all day
Hope you managed your clock changes those required to.
Happy mother's day for any mothers out there, if you are not a mother or lost those close- mother yourself today because you are worth it.
Also Happy birthday to the birthday folks, party later?

Kettle is on. Brew? Crumpet?

[Snoop Puss]

Morning all. And a nice sunny morning it is.

Thanks for the reminder, CG. I keep looking at a clock that we have to manually change and thinking, ooh, I've got hours to go. Better get a move on as I've baking to fit in before going out for lunch. And once I'm back home doubtless all I'll want to do is inspect my eyelids.

Have a great day, everyone.

[Bren In Pots]

Morning

Only a couple of clocks to change CG the old Westminster chiming clocks need fixing probably just a service. I do miss hearing them though.

Bagels with eggs and mushrooms here for breakfast along with a mug of tea.

Enjoy your day.

[Florence Fennel]

Good Morning All Sunny here but very windy. Happy Mothering Sunday

[cariann88]

Good morning,

Happy Mothers day to you all. Just looking out the window and it don't seem to windy. Now that I have said it, the wind has picked up and blowing the tree branches about.
No allotment today for me, going to see my mum today.

[bramble]

Good morning all.
just popped on to wish you all a happy mothers dayl

[Nicos]

Mornin n’alln’all
Happy Mothers Day to everyone …be they happy memories of our own mothers /children , past or present.

Also…gf!…many happies x

Crumpets?…did someone mention crumpets?…. * hand eagerly raised yes please!

I seem to be catching up on lack of sleep over the past few days having needed to keep an eye on Hibou ( who is still much improved ) I had almost 12 hrs last night, apart from a one hr break at sillyo’clock.fr

Tis dry and the wind has dropped, so I’m hoping to get some more gardening done today.
Have a great day everyone…let’s share these wonderful smiles x

[Nicos]

Oh, and yes , I remembered about the clocks…just got the cars to do now.
But thanks for the heads up!

[greenishfing]

Well, I must admit I've been a bit naughty as I was determined to get a lie in today. I never changed the clock in the lounge or kitchen last night, the only two that need manually changing, and the only two that Mr GF regularly glances at. He awoke early this morning. He was going to get up and dressed. I asked him what time it was and he went to look at a clock. He then got back into bed as it was too early. At some point today I'll quietly move them forward..... maybe!

[greenishfing]

Just came upon an interesting fact while looking through my tablet

the shortest sentence in the English language for a man to say is

I am.


The longest sentence in the English language for a man to say is

I do

Don't forget the hardest sentence.

I'm lost.

Pre satnav, I knew so many men who would drive around aimlessly for hours rather then admit they were lost and actually ask for directions.

[rary]

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[rary]

Don't forget the hardest sentence.

I'm lost.

Pre satnav, I knew so many men who would drive around aimlessly for hours rather then admit they were lost and actually ask for directions.

I don't use a sat nav my wife usually does the directions,I download the instructions for her to fallow and read out to me as we are approaching any change of road etc. 9 times out of 10, if have not memorized the . road numbers, I get oh, thats the road there we should take, usually when we are past the turnoff. I wonder how many men have heard that from their lady partners🤔😁😁😁

[Containergardener]

^^^^More like the man thinks he knows best and ignores directions given

[Nicos]

We forgot to check the timer for the automatic door for the chooks!
They almost got locked out tonight and we’re due a frost

Thank goodness we realised before hand.