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  • never put brassicas in freshly-manured soil..."

    "Something of an obsession with manure", thought Lumpy. "Hmm..."

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    • ....she said....and "hmmmm" again, just as Snoop bravely stepped forward ( clearly getting braver and braver whilst absorbing her Jedi Powers) and then she began to float gently into the air.
      "Come in...join me everyone, this is fun!" she laughed as she started doing roly polys in the air.
      Everyone had seen Mary Poppins and her floating tea party and jumped at the chance of having one of their own!
      "We'll all be going home tomorrow, so let's have fun whilst we can " said greenishfing passing one of her.....
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • Famous Quantum Leap cocktails to LD who was already bleary eyed from staring at the huge carbuncle (isn’t that a brilliant word) on.......
        Last edited by Lumpy; 06-01-2021, 02:53 PM.
        I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

        Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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        • But no, it wasn't a carbuncle, surely? Everyone started to stare at...

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          • ....swelling that was growing on Hectors....
            "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
            "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
            Oxfordshire

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            • ...pet cactus....
              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

              Location....Normandy France

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              • "Ooh, nasty", said Janie.

                "Not at all", replied Hector. "Just wait till it bursts. Looks like it could be any time now."

                And as he turned away...

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                • ....a most wonderful flower erupted - genus Gardenuus Restius..... very very rare....
                  "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                  Location....Normandy France

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                  • "Done my work here is", said Yoda with a distinct glow.

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                    • Staring in wonder at the magnificent flower, sadly nobody noticed him leave, nor had a chance to thank him.

                      But they all realised that the growing season was about to start, and the Gardeners Rest would be closing in a matter of hours so...
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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                      • last orders please, shouted barman Burnie, we will need ....................................

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                        • ...all glasses, costumes, elves, fairies, giants etc returned forthwith...
                          "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
                          "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
                          Oxfordshire

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                          • ...the fairy fluttered around doing her last bit of dusting before heading off to the giants den ( they had already decided to be in each other’s bubble).....
                            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                            Location....Normandy France

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                            • Bill and Greenishfing handed out foot dusters and everyone joined in dancing a jig to Burnie’s bagpipes . ( he didn’t actually own real bagpipes but was improvising using an empty bag-in-box of Merlot and a couple of paper straws)...
                              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                              Location....Normandy France

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                              • Snoop pulled out her castanets from her pocket, Nicos pulled out a french horn from hers ( little wonder she’d been walking a bit funny recently)....
                                "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                                Location....Normandy France

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