Mice eaten my spuds!

[Finedon.Dandy]

That was just a bit of incompetence but the intention was there! My old cat was a fearsome fighter, no faffing around - kill it and eat it, leaving a foot or a tail as evidence.

Our cats are just like that but its the heads they leave. Like bladdy hammer house of horrors going outside each morning!

[Glutton4...]

Don't laugh! To late TS, I was laughing when I read the title and realised who had posted it!

Serves 'im right dunnit!

Sorry you've got to deal with it, but at least you've got a peaceful two weeks to sort it!

Perhaps me n Binley should go to the Norty Step lol!

[FionaH]

Budge up Glutton and Binley, make room for me

Like they said sorry you have to deal with the rodents, but it did make me laugh after his recent behaviour.

[Pumpkin Becki]

Budge up Glutton and Binley, make room for me

Like they said sorry you have to deal with the rodents, but it did make me laugh after his recent behaviour.

We'd better make it 'Norty Steps', coz I can't help thinking there's a bit of divine retribution going on here..

[ginger ninger]

Wish I lived nearer to you T.S, I could have brought "The Ginger Ninger" round, he'd have polished then off in no time (kitty loves mice, Yummy)
But Like Binley, I did have a good giggle at Mr T.S's expense, I could just imagine what he looked like going to work and the pea filled boots (priceless)Ha ha ha ha ha ha SORRY, but on a good note he might start and put things away proper now....or do you think he's a lost cause????

[janeyo]

Sorry, I had a little giggle too!

[binley100]

Do you think that we might just as well make the vine one big norty step then we can all have a bl**dy good laugh at mr T-S 's misfortune. I'd love to have seen him going off in his ventilated fleeces leaving a trail of peas and corn behind him . Priceless
Everytime I think of it I have another giggle. Good job nobodies around else they'd think I've finally lost it.

[Glutton4...]

Yup - still tittering here too - just had a really weird look from the Cat!

[ginger ninger]

I was thinking of packing a picnic for us all on the Norty step...but my basket isn't big enough.....Any one got a 7.5 tonne lorry I could use instead, not that there's going to be a lot of peeps on the step that is

[binley100]

Oh is driving around in a 3.5 ton one somewhere. It's got Ocado on the side and is already packed with food. If you see him give him a wave and give him directions to the norty step.

[Two_Sheds]

Oh dear!! Can any of them be saved?

What, the mice?
No, I've just discovered they've ripped up 2 bags of clothes to make nests

[HeyWayne]

Good old fashioned traps, and some peanut butter.

[Two_Sheds]

Have you decided what you are going to do about the meeces T_S?

Yes, it has to be this. I can't find any "humane" traps, and anyway you aren't allowed to release vermin (even though I have nowhere to release them to anyway - we're on a vast housing estate).

I may be having a stiff drink later on.

[Two_Sheds]

I'd love to have seen him going off in his ventilated fleeces

They took a few bites out of everything: tee shirts, fleeces, trousers, socks, vests. Little beggars.

[binley100]

Never mind T-S you can use what's left to bait the traps.
Fetch out from there your possessions. Shut the garage up and leave it for him to deal with when he gets back.