I think we may have moles in the field...
Quite a few little soil heaps dotted around
Do we have to get an official mole-catcher in?
Quite a few little soil heaps dotted around
Do we have to get an official mole-catcher in?

- no need to but get yourself a shotgun - if you don't have one, find a friend with one, then trace the molehills to the freshest one you can find, and discharge a cartridge into it at point blank range - you don't need accuracy - the percussion of the blast does the work - either will kill it outright if the little bugger's close enough, or will drive him away. Either way, no mess or bodies to clean up

Like the new photo OWG - who is the handsome chap or chapess?
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