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  • #31
    21, refill pint glass.......

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    • #32
      Originally posted by sarraceniac View Post
      20. Sit and work out how many ways there are of killing a thread besides turning it into a discussion on cannibalism.
      That's like Godwin's Law:
      As a discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1
      Corollary:
      once such a comparison is made, the thread is finished and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress
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      • #33
        We didn't get more than 20% of the way there....
        My phone has more Processing power than the Computers NASA used to fake the Moon Landings

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        • #34
          Ollie, of course, Godwin's law is nothing to do with winning or losing, just a statement of fact.


          22. Potting.
          23. Store tools.
          24. Store bags of lime, compost and so on.

          Maybe I'm not imaginative enough.

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          • #35
            25. Check your moonphase planting chart
            26. Remember you haven't filled in your allotment planner for a while
            27. Wrack brains to remember what on earth you grew where last year
            28. Tear up allotment planner
            29. Jump up and down on tattered remains of allotment planner

            (ooh, this is almost autobiographical)

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            • #36
              30. Smash the glass when moving it
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              • #37
                31. Find new pint glass and poor another pint, sit back and contemplate.
                32. Contemplating over....Refill pint glass.
                33. Invite friends over so they can.....Fill there pint glasses.
                Last edited by ginger ninger; 24-09-2009, 10:28 AM.

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