I want a hive

[piskieinboots]

but Snowdrop says no - how can I get him to see my garden 'neeeeeeds' more bees?

[BrideXIII]

slather him in honey and spread eagle him on the lawn?

then just point out the price of hunney has risen due to the lack of bees

[piskieinboots]

ROFL - could work

[FionaH]

pmsl cool idea. wonder if it will work with Mr H, he refuses to understand we need chickens

[BrideXIII]

pmsl cool idea. wonder if it will work with Mr H, he refuses to understand we need chickens

which is fine but................ what are you going to slather him with ? honey only works with bees

ok forget i asked, not sure i really want to know .

[FionaH]

corn?

The reason he wont let us get chooks is cos hes scared of birds (wont admit it though) so possibly getting him attacked by birds not the best way to go

Unless of course they inadvertantly killed him, could get a lot of chicks with the insurance money..........

Oh thats just mean, must be nice

[Headfry]

Hi Piskie, why don't you both pop over (in the summer) and see my girls! maybe Snowdrop will like the idea after all

[HeyWayne]

Just tell him bee-cause you want one!

Sorry, if it was going to bee anyone, it was going to bee me.

*can't stop now.

[Nicos]

Couldn't you just give him a hive for Xmas...(just to look nice in the garden)

[Two_Sheds]

Get one of those beehive compost bins, as a decoy.

When he gets used to it, replace it with a real beehive!
Genius.

[Nicos]

Cor...now THAT'S a cool idea 2sheds!!!!

WICKED WOMAN!!

[piskieinboots]

Hi Piskie, why don't you both pop over (in the summer) and see my girls! maybe Snowdrop will like the idea after all

Excellent thanks, I will. Would it work with me being married to HRH's foot solider and therefore likely to be posted in, maybe, 3 years time?

Just tell him bee-cause you want one!

Sorry, if it was going to bee anyone, it was going to bee me.

*can't stop now.

beehive you (oh that makes me sound like a Brummie)

Couldn't you just give him a hive for Xmas...(just to look nice in the garden)

Hum, we don't do pressies for each other - I could start thou

Get one of those beehive compost bins, as a decoy.

When he gets used to it, replace it with a real beehive!
Genius.

Oh just perfect!! The mutts nutts and all cracking idea

[BrideXIII]

Get one of those beehive compost bins, as a decoy.

When he gets used to it, replace it with a real beehive!
Genius.

those are lovely, i want one

i think i would put it in the front garden to keep the neighbourhood brats away