One Weird Trick

[veggiechicken]

Just read this again and realised that Baldy is interested in "weird stuff" (confirms what we've always thought!)
I use :-

Eye of 'tato, 3 months old,
Leg of sprouts growing mould
Skin of cuke green and bold
and Poo of chook left 'til cold.

Stirred together in a wooden box
with a lid to keep out fox
heated up in the sun
with lots of worms having fun.

In a tub I stuff comfrey,
Nettles, weeds and a dash of wee
Hubble, bubble give it a stir,
When it stinks, its all a blur.

Baldy, you wanted some weird stuff,
Another glass, or had enough?
Plenty here for another round!
What!! you poured it on the ground

And on that note, I must fly,
My broomstick's in the corner, standing by.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Baldy]

Luckily there is a stretch of water betwiicts us.
Thank Christ I'm an atheist - might be worried otherwise.

[Baldy]

very good though VC (slightly patronising it may sound but not meant)

[Baldy]

https://youtu.be/zrzMhU_4m-g

[rary]

And on that note, I must fly,
My broomstick's in the corner, standing by.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I knew it, just as I said the other day, I knew you used a broomstick

[Small pumpkin]

And do you call each plant by its individual name "nice shiny leaves Tarquin".

Oooooh I'm keeping that name for one of next years plants
Tarquin is a cool name for a chilli or pumpkin

[Jay-ell]

Oooooh I'm keeping that name for one of next years plants
Tarquin is a cool name for a chilli or pumpkin

My grandad named a leek after that balloon in "The Prisoner" - it even had a collar and a name tag.

[veggiechicken]

My grandad had a leek too - but an operation cured it.

[Nicos]

Looks like this thread is attracting the nutters!

[Jay-ell]

Looks like this thread is attracting the nutters!

It's hard not to - there's so many of you out there.

[veggiechicken]

I blame Baldy for starting a thread with Weird in the title

[Baldy]

I'm ok with being blamed - its usually my fault... apparently

[Baldy]

[Penellype]

When I hang pots on my fences I use 2 pots, an outer one, which might be a trough, and an inner one with the plant in it. Between the 2 at the bottom I put various absorbent items to help hold water. Sometimes its a "water slice" which is a round gel mat designed for hanging baskets etc, and sometimes its capillary matting, but I have also used pairs of old socks to pad out the troughs and lift the plants a bit.

I guess its fairly weird to have troughs of old socks hanging on your fence.

[Baldy]

Ha - I've snagged a 'proper' poster on one of my threads Thanks Penellype