new inventions needed

[scarey55]

*gets out drawing board :

[zazen999]

there are parts of england now where english is a second language or not used at all..

Cornwall???

[zazen999]

I don't want this to come over wrong but a sizeable proportion of those resident in the UK were not born here.

*sticks hand up

Me sir, I wasn't born here.

[mothhawk]

Cornwall???

Is Cornwall part of England now then? Always thought it was a separate country since anyone not at least tenth generation Cornish is classed as a foreigner

[Nik]

Why can't someone just breed a delicious, edible strain of couch grass?

[HeyWayne]

A 25 hour clock please.

[Nicos]

A radio controlled self- tipping wheel barrow????

[snakeshack]

i'd like to cross a broad bean with a sundew so it eats all the blackfly and fertillizes itself

[veggiechicken]

Free standing runner beans and peas so that I don't have to put up canes every year, and then take them down again, and store them away, and trip over them....