Two sheds

[The Large One]

Some say she sleeps on a bed of compost and when/if she purps it smells like Borlotti beans

all we know, is she's called Two Sheds

[snohare]

I can see how she would be good on radio - she is on here with great frequency...
20 000 posts ! I know professional fencing contractors who have done fewer !

(But it is the grammar and spelling that really impresses me...no apostrophe police needed with TS. )

[Two_Sheds]

..no apostrophe police needed with TS. )

rolleyes indeedy

I can also do self deprecation (should there be a hyphen with that? I'm not sure...?)

[snohare]

Someone call the hyphen patrol !
You do realise that there is an unlimited sentence for the grammatical crimes you have just committed ? (Even if it is an initial offence.)

[HeyWayne]

I see a programme or a book at least...

Gardening By Cycle (see what I did there?)

Or Two Sheds, Two Wheels and a Dame.

Or perhaps Two Sheds, Two Wheels and a Broad (either Norfolk or foreign climes).

Regardless - TS, you're one of life's gems. Good work lady, and long may it continue. An inspiration to many, an enigma to few, but a friend to all.

There's a big hug waiting for ya if we ever meet lass.

[Two_Sheds]

There's a big hug waiting for ya if we ever meet lass.

I like to think I'd take you up on that, I am hopeful for a Norfolk Grapestock, but as we have no motorways it may remain a distant dream ...

[Croila]

Well, I'd certainly like to add my thanks and appreciation here

I only started growing stuff last summer for the first time, and this forum was pretty much where I learnt how to do it. Two Sheds gave me so much invaluable advice, I'm ever so grateful.

Heartfelt thanks, Two Sheds!

[bearded bloke]

TS, you're one of life's gems. Good work lady, and long may it continue. An inspiration to many, an enigma to few, but a friend to all.

There's a big hug waiting for ya if we ever meet lass.

[chris]

I see a programme or a book at least...

Gardening By Cycle (see what I did there?)

lol! almost spat my water out everywhere

[HeyWayne]

I like to think I'd take you up on that, I am hopeful for a Norfolk Grapestock, but as we have no motorways it may remain a distant dream ...

Where are we without dreams?

Besides, we're hopefully buying a tent soon - so who knows...