You know it's been a rubbish summer when...

[nomis]

(finish the sentence, on a grapevine theme)


....when its cold enough now that you have had to start putting your domestic heating on, yet you still have loads of green tomatoes trying to ripen outdoors or in the greenhouse

[rustylady]

The sweetcorn refused to grow, ditto the french beans, and the lottie is too wet to dig.

[phil the shed]

i had to change from my shorts to trousers before october........

[Finedon.Dandy]

the kids havent spent as much time outside playing and often destroying the crops with stray balls/feet but they havent grown all that well anyway....p.s. the crops not the kids that is

[OllieMartin]

...you paid �40 for a barbecue, took it round to a friend's and have never bothered to go and pick it up again.

[cupcake]

You haven't had a single chilli ripen.

[LolaLou]

.....you've just harvested your first crop of runner beans.....in the middle of September......

[rustylady]

Asda were selling large coolboxes for �1. 50 and round trolley barbecues for �2. 50 cos no-one bought them.

[CaroltheCarrot]

... you have summer clothes on your wardrobe witht the tags still on them

[jackie j]

Still summer here cos no way do I need to put heating on yet and hopefully wont till at least november.

[SarzWix]

...when you peel back the silks from a corn-cob, and find only 3 kernels on the whole cob

[danmon_81]

you've started to look into greenhouses for next year!

[Brengirl]

Your swimsuit didn't get wet

[lottie dolly]

when not many squashes as expected,due to,to many blooming MALE FLOWERS,and hardly any females,

[Two_Sheds]

your swimsuit didn't come out of the loft AT ALL