Where can I get 'giant hands'?

[Seahorse]

LOLOLOLOL!!! And of course... 'Mummy, find a worm!', 'Mummy, find a ladybird!', 'Mummy, find some berries!'... and so on and so on

[shirlthegirl43]

OH Seahorse you are so right. DAAAAAAD is that a slug? "yes" DAAAAAD is that a worm? "yes". DAAAAD is a worm spagetti ? " NO Archie take it out of your mouth" DAAAAD why is that old man not moving ?. "He is moving , thats old Reg he cant move as fast as me and you but he knows a lot about growing veg". DAAAD Why has Reg got a stick up his bum ?"he hasnt got a stick up his bum................ARCHIE THATS A SCARECROW.....

Oh so brilliant Minty. I remember days similar to those with fondness - now I get 'MUUUUUUM, do I have to mow the lawn? (in a voice dredged up from the toes of size 10 skate shoes!!! Younger son (12) likes to strim round the garden but not clear anything up before or after. They are both fairly interested in what is growing though.