Change a letter, ruin something to eat!

[Zelenina]

Boiled parrots...

Ah yes, the perfect accompaniment to a plate of boiled bees.

All together now..... Boiled bees and parrots. Boiled bees and parrots ...

[chris_m]

two slight cheats:
mice cream
mice pies

If cheats are allowed, I'll offer;
Pornish Catstie

Also, I'll enhance a previous suggestion to what my mother always called it:
Snake and Pygmy Pie

[Greenleaves]

Cottage tie

[Zelenina]

Full English breakfart

[Greenleaves]

Mice Crispies or is it Krispies?

[1Bee]

Food, glorious food!
Bot sausage and custard!
While we're in the mood --
Mold jelly and bustard!
Pees, piddling and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!

Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!
Just picture a great big stake --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorious food.

Food, glorious food!
What is there more handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed --
Still worth a king's ransom!
What is it we dream about?
What brings on a sigh?
Piled beaches and scream, about
Six feet high!

Food, glorious food!
Eat right through the menu.
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up a new appetite.
In this interlude --

The food,
Once again, food
Fabulous food,
Glorious food.

[veggiechicken]

If cheats are allowed, I'll offer;
Pornish Catstie

Also, I'll enhance a previous suggestion to what my mother always called it:
Snake and Pygmy Pie

I'll advance you............

Pornish Party

and, as we called it Kate and Sidney pie.

Soiled Ham
Battered Toast
Boiled Ego

[Zelenina]

Lancashire rotpot
Cornish nasty

[Lumpy]

Strumpets

Scrambled head on toast

Vietnamese Walls (what son used to call Viennese Whirls)

Roost potatoes

[Zelenina]

Hound cake, which could be eaten with whippet cream

[KevinM67]

I'm sure Rary enjoyed Burns Night last night - feasting on Haggis, Neeps and T1tties !!!

[boatsman]

Chicken findaloo

[lottie dolly]

dried pigs
topu

[Lumpy]

Maggots, mashed totties and bushy peas.

Steak and mushrood pie.

Jim butties

Packet spuds with luna

Please notice that I have just got the jist of the thread - fick I ham.

[bramble]

Russel Spouts.