You should have your own column VC -these thoughts are too good to be cast away in a general forum.
Anyway I still think you have a marginal grip on sanity, as all the things you talk to are alive - when I find out you've been having a conversation with the teapot, I may reconsider :-)
Anyway I still think you have a marginal grip on sanity, as all the things you talk to are alive - when I find out you've been having a conversation with the teapot, I may reconsider :-)
Bet you didn't realise how sensitive a teapot's feelings are before!
Nothing sowed yet so better get cracking this weekend. At least the cold weather we've had makes me feel not so bad.

No need to read back, just start here and we'll pretend you know what's happened in GrapeWorld.
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