Vegetables not to google for!

[smallblueplanet]

Following on from the google fiasco surrounding nick's black spotted anaemic d**k

Last year I thought I might try growing a melon in the greenhouse - but there's not a lot of room so I wanted small-growing melons. I discovered a variety called 'Minnesota Midget'.

I suggest you don't try googling for small melons & Minnesota Midget!!!

[Lesley Jay]

Oh crickey now I'm a google fiasco!!!!!!!!

[smallblueplanet]

Sorry!

[Nicos]

fame at last eh LJ??? ...part of the job ??? at least people are saying 'don't google it' rather than 'don't LJ it' !!!! See - it could be worse!!

[Geordie]

I would also ignore - hurst green shaft (pea), long green bush (marrow), tender & true (parsnip), big max (pumpkin), sweet dumplings and wee b little (squashes), big boy (tomato) etc etc etc

[smallblueplanet]

I have to say you have a strange taste in veg Geordie!

[Sal]

Guys,

Try typing 'French Military Victories' into Google and clicking the Search The Web option and the I'm Feeling Lucky button - cackle, cackle, cackle

[Jaxom]

Are there any? When a family member went to France a few years ago they went to a French military museum and made the mistake of saying out loud, "Theres not much here is there" to which another visitor said "That's because they never win any thing."
I'm off to go goggle it now.
Jax

[Jaxom]

Oh light dawns
Sal. I will have to pass that on to my mates.
Jax

[Sal]

There is another one where you have to type in summit like stupid or looser and do the same, it pops up with a website for George W Bush, can't remember the word you have to type in though!

[Jaxom]

I know that Poodle used to work and bring up a picture of Tony Blair but that was some time ago. It no longer works. I'm not sure how the Feeling Lucky button works though?
Jax

[Sal]

Liar works for Tony Blair - I thought that might have been the George Bush one but no.

[catbud]

lol! these google searches are funny, french one made me giggle

[dragonz]

Guys,

Try typing 'French Military Victories' into Google and clicking the Search The Web option and the I'm Feeling Lucky button - cackle, cackle, cackle

damm firewall, can get through to see it, must try when I get home. Liar works though, must tell my friends before they remove it.

[dragonz]

try typing f*ckwit with the u in it LOL