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    After a long search looking for documents relating to Cockersand Abbey in Preston Records Office, I came upon a hitherto undiscovered cure for aches and pains and, being an ex-scientist, I had to give it a trial run. Having acquired the necessary ingredients (via my secret sources who will remain un-named), a large cooking vessel, plenty of hot water, and a bell, book and candle, I immersed myself into what can only be described as sheer bliss! I had the best night's sleep I've had for ages and woke up feeling years younger. I slid down the bannisters, got all my jobs done in half an hour, cancelled my GP appointment, and weeded all the garden.
    I work very hard so please don't expect me to think as well!

  • #2
    I just love fake news...wish I had found it!
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    • #3
      Can you share the recipe please Miss Mousetrousers, cant wait to try it.

      And when your back stops aching,
      And your hands begin to harden.
      You will find yourself a partner,
      In the glory of the garden.

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      • #4
        Was that the day, Miss M, you drove your car to the shops using only reverse gear and ended up with more fuel in the tank than before you went out..
        Location ... Nottingham

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        • #5
          I seem to think it was. Groundhog Days"R"Us!
          I work very hard so please don't expect me to think as well!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bramble View Post
            Can you share the recipe please Miss Mousetrousers, cant wait to try it.
            In a word - no! I was sworn to secrecy and I pale at the thought of what might happen if I ever reveal my sources.
            I work very hard so please don't expect me to think as well!

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            • #7
              Now that is just plain cruel. LOL

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              • #8
                No it's not, it's called survival of the fittest which is what I am now! So peeps, what's your fake news?
                I work very hard so please don't expect me to think as well!

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