Gardeners Rest Opening.......

[Lumpy]

As Greenleaves said that the opening party for the new and improved GR will be refined I have been looking for a suitable dress for the occaision.

I think this one would really be suitable - but please note I am not a skinny minnie so my points might look a bit stretched and saggy.



Will I fit in with what everybody else is wearing?

Should I choose a differant colour or shape?

If, I wear this one do you think a piddle is possible?

Will my high heeled wellies go with it?

[Small pumpkin]

Only problem I see is It's going to be tricky holding your bucket of wine.

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

But at least you'll have somewhere to hang ya "Baubles"

[Small pumpkin]

I think lumpy has just volunteered to be the star on top of the GR christmad tree.

Nice change from a fairy

[Bigmallly]

I wasn't aware you had your own range of clothing............:

[Lumpy]

I get the impression that you 3 arn't impressed...........................now this was my 2nd choice. Do you think that I would fit in better?

[Small pumpkin]

Oooooh Medusas sister !

[mothhawk]

I think it will be fine, Lumpy - you'll look great.


But you'll have to pee in the disabled toilet, it will be the only one where you'll be able to close the door...

[mothhawk]

Definitely not the second one - get too close to the holly and you'll deflate like a cartoon life-raft!

[Lumpy]

Now, all you fashionistas you have to remember that a piddle is a necessary evil.

I still prefer the first one as it suits my complexion but if I wear it I might need a bit of help doing you know what.

What is everybody else wearing?

I imagine GL is in a dinner suit just like this...................



and I don't want to clash with VC's feathers.

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

I Have not checked the "Wardrobe" as yet, but following my hot bath n shave, shall delve into the depths and decide on my "Attire"

[Small pumpkin]

I think this is going to be my little black dress

[mothhawk]

I shall be wearing left over wrapping paper....



Probably the one on the right, as the big bow is so Christmassy

Although I'm a sucker for tinsel too, so maybe the middle one.....

[Lumpy]

SP & MH - your choices are fabulous darlinks.

It;s gonna be a night to remember.

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Right! The Wardrobe as run out! So have been on line and ordered from "Best West n Jest" Gentlemans outfitters! So know it will fit to a tee!



"I'm Sorted"