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  • I Should Write A Book!

    Just thought it would be a bit of fun if I posted some of the stoopid ideas I have come up with. Hope you enjoy them:

    1st Pond Filter introducing Fish TV & Shishi Odoshi............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...asy_80507.html

    Fish TV Mk I...............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ain_80221.html

    Kite Zip Opener............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ner_78980.html

    Tea Tubes.............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...bes_78094.html

    Polytunnel Buckets............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ive_78799.html

    Water Feature................http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...nna_78730.html

    Back Saving Spade...........http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ack_77007.html

    Branch Cradle...............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ade_89476.html

    Fish TV. Mk III.............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...-tv_80848.html

    Strawberry Gutters.............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ing_85957.html

    Plant Labels............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...els_87699.html

    Munty House.........http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...nge_88486.html

    Seed Tapes..........http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ape_77068.html

    Grow Lights..........http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...hts_69290.html

    Festooning..........http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ags_85113.html

    Photo Enhancer..............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ime_80685.html

    Greenhouse Watering............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ion_77156.html

    Self Watering Tomato Buckets..............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ork_56411.html

    Suspended Greenhouse Shelves.............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...helving-2.html

    Another Gravity Fed Thingy..............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...er-know-2.html

    Squash Pallets..............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...sh-pallets.jpg

    Kitchen Tile Water Feature...............http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...3_burst004.jpg


    Phew!!!..........I'm sure there are more knocking about.
    Last edited by Bigmallly; 04-10-2016, 08:56 AM.
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    Wow, BM. Hadn't realised you'd come up with so many wacky ideas. Time for a trip down memory lane, playing some of the guessing games again
    A Chicken walks with small steps. Be more Chicken
    https://gardenchicken.blogspot.com/
    @realveggiechicken

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    • #3
      Wow Big Mally, I am very impressed.

      And when your back stops aching,
      And your hands begin to harden.
      You will find yourself a partner,
      In the glory of the garden.

      Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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      • #4
        You are a big part of the fun on the Vine BM don't stop. In answer to VCs comment . Guess where I'm going
        it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

        Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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        • #5
          You are a One Mallly x
          Granny on the Game

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          • #6
            Nice list of wacky ideas ...

            I've added a link on my Blog called Big Mallly Builds so I can find it again for winter dark night consumption as some of those threads run and run
            Last edited by Cadalot; 04-10-2016, 05:19 AM.
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            . .......Man Vs Slug
            Click Here for my Diary and Blog
            Nutters Club Member

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            • #7
              BM you for got your monkey nut challenge!!
              Or are you not including failed hair brain ideas in your list .


              Can we start a competition to come up with your next challenge?
              https://m.facebook.com/Isle-of-Mull-...9854614879285/

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              • #8
                Good idea SP, Monkey Nuts would come under the "Challenges" catagory..............challenges are another avenue I could try & track down.
                sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                -------------------------------------------------------------------
                Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                -----------------------------------------------------------
                KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                • #9
                  BM I've saved the list to my vine blog like cad says it'll make good winter reading, thanks

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                  • #10
                    Cheers Bren, if any others come to mind I will add them.
                    sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                    Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                    -------------------------------------------------------------------
                    Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                    -----------------------------------------------------------
                    KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                    • #11
                      You should!
                      It's fairly easy to get a kindle book out there!

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                      • #12
                        I'm going to pester the life out of the big ugly Chimp to get a utube channel started.
                        .......because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)

                        My Youtube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnC..._as=subscriber

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                        • #13
                          There arn't enough hours in a day Kev.................
                          sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                          Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                          -------------------------------------------------------------------
                          Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                          -----------------------------------------------------------
                          KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Bigmallly View Post
                            There arn't enough hours in a day Kev.................
                            Sounds like someone's too shy.

                            Is it the Yorkshire accent ? - I'll be your voice coach, if that fails, I'll do the sub-titling.
                            .......because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)

                            My Youtube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnC..._as=subscriber

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                            • #15
                              I was in a GC today - you know the type. Shoes, clothing etc.

                              What they did have however, was a book section all at apparently discount prices so I picked up one that was essentually a gardening on a budget book.

                              BM go on write a book as the rubbish contained within that book was unreal. When they talked about using Cotswold cobble stones to make a raised bed (new of course) and paying £110 for a tin bath to turn into a herb bed I lost interest,

                              You have so many ideas that everyone, no matter how much money they have to spend can do or adapt to their circumstances it wuld be a shame not to share them

                              My suggested title would be - The Shoestring Gardener!
                              I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                              Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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