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LD is so wrong about the weather
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it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers
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"I wish I'd spent more time at the office!" he said with his last breath.Nutter's Club member.
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I really don't like this retirement lark, I much preferred getting up @ 5am everyday just so I could find a parking space.sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............Comment
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I'm so glad my holiday is over - I can't wait to get back to work tomorrow...
(Sad ring of truth to this one)Another happy Nutter...Comment
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I'd love to have children
( I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say this is probably not 100% accurate that no one, ever! And that it's mostly just me
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...........oooh, that politician is soooo wise, and even more honest ...............
~~~ Gardening is medicine that does not need
a prescription ... And with no limit on dosage.
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next year I'm going to be more slug friendly, you just have to love them
I may have to hammer that message home .......Last edited by Cadalot; 25-08-2016, 06:46 AM.Comment
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..........there's just too many hours in a day, I've nothing to do in the garden it's so boring, everything is just 'so'........
Last edited by SusieG; 25-08-2016, 06:46 AM.~~~ Gardening is medicine that does not need
a prescription ... And with no limit on dosage.
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Solicitors are so cheap, I'm sure they must be undercharging me at only £250 an hour. ( No I haven't missed the decimal point out.)Last edited by WendyC; 26-08-2016, 01:14 PM.Comment
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It's so soothing to see your take home pay after tax deductions...I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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32 varieties of allium is enough - I don't need anymore
New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle
�I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
― Thomas A. Edison
�Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
― Thomas A. Edison
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Kevin - I could listen to you all day.
.......because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)
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I'm so glad they didn't fill in that pot-hole that I just drove over ..................~~~ Gardening is medicine that does not need
a prescription ... And with no limit on dosage.
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(When receiving a gift.) "Oh no! Please, not a new gardening tool!"Nutter's Club member.Comment
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If there's one button that shouldn't be pressed - let's make sure it's in safe hands.
(I'm sorry DWSmith - just pulling yer leg)........because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)
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