Update on the refurbishment of the Gardeners Rest

[SusieG]

I don't mind leaving my boots off as long as there's carpet on the floor, marble is awful cold on stockinged feet....
I hope you'll be keeping the inglenook fireplace too, can't have a SNUG without an open fire, where would the dogs sprawl?

And armchairs please, none of this tiddly round tables and stools thank you.

Defo need a lovely big fireplace so our beloved pooches can socialise with us too

[Lumpy]

A full juke box of the Worzels Greatest Hits.........thats my choice.........bliss!

[Ms-T]

And some 60's and 70's music please.

[Sheneval]

Nor is Pointy Stick..................I'll say no more (until next time!)

Just noticed on Facebook that Mourinho has been accused of bullying a player - who do I complain to about VC threatening me with her pointy stick with a further veiled threat about future action (I hope that represents fear and terror), Should this really be on the rant thread

[Sheneval]

Just look under R for rary you will find the nice list I will be at the top
You have a choice for the naughty list ether under L for Lu... or S for Sh.. or VC for V.....c......

Guilty as charged M'Lud

[Sheneval]

BB is in charge of entertainment, I think he mentioned he has something lined up, as for what music he puts in it is the greater worry

Can I have Runrig please I'll settle for the non Gaelic ones although some of them are beautifully haunting :-)

[Greenleaves]

Defo need a lovely big fireplace so our beloved pooches can socialise with us too

Well if we let chickens in, I don't suppose there will be a problem with dogs

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Having recieved an email earlier this morning from "Squire Cass" please see attached!

Hi "Deano's Diggin It"

As you will no doubt be aware, the "Gardeners Rest" situated on the "Village Green" as over the last few years become into disrepair! But luckily enough, a bunch of "Muppets" Calling themselves "Grapies" have decided in their incline (They do actually frequent this building and have done so for many years over the festive season) to step in and carry out much needed renovations and repairs.

Our only concern being, that the outside oblution's situation, tendered out to "Loo's R Us" and also "Loo's Women" has not yet begun! with regard to the compost toilets.

As your name suggests! "Diggin It" We would appreiciate you to start digging and "Overseing the Tender" between the two and award accordingly!

Your help in this matter would be very much appreciated!

Gods speed, and all the very best!

Squire Cass n Son Godfrey

Just keeping you all up to speed n in the loop!

[Greenleaves]

^^^^ Blokes off his trolley

[bearded bloke]

Special pre-christmad jukebox track, special for "Loo's R Us", "Loo's Women" & "Deano's Diggin It" .. please folks lets ALL join in with the chorus .

[Greenleaves]

Juke box is broken already

[bearded bloke]

Juke box is broken already

Just needed a thump on top all good now

[bearded bloke]

Did someone mention the evil CarrieO'Key, not a hope, I just got a voicemail from the landlord of Lumpy's non festive local regarding her families rendition of a disney classic .....

[Lumpy]

No no no my secret's out.......................my absolute favourite track has been revealed....................as Mrs Brown would say 'that's nice'.

[Sheneval]

^^^^ Blokes off his trolley

Hopefully - otherwise he's no use on this thread :-)