The 'Grapes no mates' club

[Dorothy rouse]

Shall we start a ''grapes with no mates club'?

This could be a very 'exclusive' club, just us chaps?

What do you think?

[cariann88]

I'm in!

[Small pumpkin]

Sounds like a good plan to me.

[Guest]

Will you be my mate? Please? Can I join? I have seeds.....

[Dorothy rouse]

Gosh that all happened very quickly.

So we are the 'Exclusive Graves with No Mates Club'

I have no seeds Mr Norfolkgrey, will weeds do instead? And lots of sneezes today, happy to share.

[FROSTYFRECKLE]

Eh can I squish in, the no mates club looks as if it is going to be popular

[Snadger]

Surely a no mates club will only have a membership of one!

[Dorothy rouse]

Gosh that all happened very quickly.

So we are the 'Exclusive Grapes with No Mates Club'

I have no seeds Mr Norfolkgrey, will weeds do instead? And lots of sneezes today, happy to share.

[Dorothy rouse]

Ahh, never thought of that!

( some bright people, lurking this afternoon)

[Guest]

Gosh that all happened very quickly.

So we are the 'Exclusive Graves with No Mates Club'

I have no seeds Mr Norfolkgrey, will weeds do instead? And lots of sneezes today, happy to share.

Oo-er I have changed sex but then again you seem to want to kill off us loners 'exclusive graves' indeed.

Is this not a club for no 'real' mates, rather than no 'virtual' mates?

[sparrow100]

I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!

Billy No Mates over here in the corner.

[arpoet]

Can the indvisible man join.... his mates have not seen him for years............

[noviceveggrower]

Hi can I join. I swear I 'talk' to the people on the vine more than people around me. Well apart from my mom but that's not talking that just nagging.

[Dorothy rouse]

Oo-er I have changed sex but then again you seem to want to kill off us loners 'exclusive graves' indeed.

Is this not a club for no 'real' mates, rather than no 'virtual' mates?

Oh No, sorry Norfolkgrey, ( no wonder I have 'no mates'), I confuse myself as well as everyone else!

( I used to live in Norfolk, bit of totally unconnected info)!

[ancee]

Err, Dorothy, I don't know how to tell you this ,but you are on my friends list, so I'm you mate!!! So you can't join your own club I'm afraid - unless you unfriend me, and then you are free to join!!! X