The Gardeners Rest #9 (2014)....

[Aberdeenplotter]

hmmmph doesn't stop you wining about not being able to open the bottle thought AP but he didin't say anything, took the bottle pushed the broken cork inside, smiled and .........................

[lottie dolly]

.....before gluging it down,from knowhere came LD looking to collect spare glasses,cough, for use as in BM 's slug traps she was obout to lift one when..............

[Greenleaves]

GL burst in the door with his Momship goodie bag.......

[Aberdeenplotter]

opened it, stole a bottle of brandy, popped it in the bag and then ..................

[mothhawk]

...VC tapped him with her pointy stick and he...

[veggiechicken]

...........squealed................it wasn't me Miss, It was ................

[Tripmeup]

...VC tapped him with her pointy stick and he...

Froze on the spot like a terrified

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Turned into a pumpkin!

Where the bloody Hell is this curry? I'm starving!

[Tripmeup]

Turned into a pumpkin!

Where the bloody Hell is this curry? I'm starving!

Said the barmaid and I need a break, so she..

[bearded bloke]

dislocated her shoulder which was less painful than a full break, however ......

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

But a full "Break" fust! Was on her mind! How could she get lazy, times suits himself chef to deliver the goods? Time to use my one n only assets, so she..............

[veggiechicken]

.........took the rollers out of her hair and................

[bearded bloke]

got the frying pan out & started on a "full English", but then she started to wonder if all other parts of the UK (& places beyond) have a large version of breakfast, hmmmmmmmmmmm she pondered as the toast ....

[lottie dolly]

.combed her long blond tresses down in a seductive .................

[Potstubsdustbins]

Preened herself ready to.........................