Dirty Habits

[Two_Sheds]

Come on, we all have them
mine is eating dinner straight out of the pan (saves on washing up) and eating in bed....seems fine, until you find all the crunchy crumbs in the morning

[rustylady]

Worst thing I think I've done is eat chocolates in bed, fall asleep, tip box of choccies over and lay on top of them. In the morning when I woke up I wondered what on earth had happened. (Chocolate looks a bit like dried blood when you first wake up)

[Hazel at the Hill]

Licking the plate.

Don't do it in company though.

[Sue]

Get a bit blase about cats walking around on the kitchen table tops, forget not everyone is a cat lover when I see raised eyebrows and shivers from visitors. Well, Georgie likes to watch what I'm doing and it's very uncomfortable trying to cook with her slung round my neck.
Also have a passion for saving on washing up water so only do washing up once a day, hard to explain about the kitchen full of used pans of an evening
Think I'll just stop at two dirty habits.
Sue

[shirlthegirl43]

Used to share a can of shandy and an ice cream with my pony - does that count?

Sorry, only dirty habit that was shareable

[Snadger]

Hate to see waste, so normally pick at the plates in the kitchen, what the rest of the family haven't eaten!:........... Parky buggers!

[bubblewrap]

Used to share a can of shandy and an ice cream with my pony - does that count?

Sorry, only dirty habit that was shareable

Who sells shandy to your pony?

[SarzWix]

Drinking milk straight from the bottle, me Ma always used to go barmy about it when I was little, but I still do it....
And I eat in bed too, gotta be done - little snackerel and a good read!

[wellie]

Hazel, rear-view-mirror at Malvern Luv! Guilty as charged......!

[DirtDobber]

Oh my some of those I don't even know about...like whats a shandy....I'm having lots of fun getting acquainted with you all and learning new words and new expressions...My best friend in OKlahoma was from the UK so it's not like I never met someone.......I recognize many of those so I'm laughing big time..like my cat, I feed him on the counter...if I didn't ..the dog would eat his food...and I call myself MzPiggy cause I am forever eating things left over...even things like the crusts from his pizza.....but the one I really am bad about is filling my mouth too full...I'm watching TV and eating and it feels so good and tastes so good...especially with salad...to put this huge portion of food in my mouth and have all those flavors crashing into each other and exploding in my mouth....I love to eat and I love the way the flavors linger in my mouth....It's no wonder I'm so "pleasingly plump"....

[Two_Sheds]

Dirtdobber, go to confession right now... dear father...

[Two_Sheds]

...unless it's a hand...no, stop right there

[Earthbabe]

Worst thing I think I've done is eat chocolates in bed, fall asleep, tip box of choccies over and lay on top of them. In the morning when I woke up I wondered what on earth had happened. (Chocolate looks a bit like dried blood when you first wake up)

RL - what a shameful waste of chocolate but what a shock. Straight to the shower that morning I guess.

Licking the plate.

Don't do it in company though.

Guilty as charged

Also have a passion for saving on washing up water so only do washing up once a day, hard to explain about the kitchen full of used pans of an evening
Think I'll just stop at two dirty habits.
Sue

It's better than reusing a sink of cold dirty water which is what my mother does. Yeuch!

Drinking milk straight from the bottle, me Ma always used to go barmy about it when I was little, but I still do it....

Lovely isn't it SarzWix especially if it is proper milk and you are the first one there and it's deliciously cold.......mmmmmm.

I'll stop there I think.

[pigletwillie]

Dropping a "silent but deadly" by the deli counter at Tesco and walking quickly away before observing the aftermath.

I know I know, I'm 38 and should know better but its just so funny.

[Two_Sheds]

PW, that's gross. I don't get why men/boys find gas so funny...! My nephew (2) calls it barting cos he can't say his effs yet. He likes to bart on your leg when you're dandling him on your knee.