The things kids say

[Raybon]

O.K. This is my 'what kids say' joke.

Kid: Grandma, Grandma, is Grandad turning into a frog?
Grandma: No, of course not! Why did you say that?
Kid: Because Mum says when Grandad croaks we can get a new kitchen!

[green thing]

Might be nice to buy him a huge magnifying glass??

Didn't take me long to realise by accident you could blow up insects with a magnifying glass
And set fire to things .

[zebedee]

Without going all religious, had a conversation with my eldest boy when he was a 'littlun', and was telling him how clever God was making everything (flowers, birds, yadda yadda yadda, you know the type of thing!). He paused a bit, then said, "Did God make tractors?" I, without thinking, said "NO, men made tractors!" You can guess what's coming, can't you? "Well if God made everything, why not tractors?"
Ever felt like punching yourself in the head several times? Eh? Hm?

[Bigmallly]

The air feels soft today.......................what???

[noviceveggrower]

My daughter got up early and was watching a nature programme on channel 5 before the kids stuff started.
She came into the kitchen and said " come quick and see the size of this bast##d sharks mouth".
Nearly choked on my first cuppa of the day.
I flew in to see that she meant a Basking Shark.
Did point out that it Basking and not the other word.

[Nicos]

Our daughter at aged about 2 was watching a video of Postman Pat and I had to nip into the kitchen for a couple of minutes....when I came back, the video of PP had finished, and had obviously been taped over a David Attenborough recording.

Horrified I realised she was watching a lion with it's head stuffed inside the body cavity of some large animal

"Oh gosh..what's that" I asked

her answer was superb...

" eeeez avin iz dinna"


...how true was that??? * relief*

[Ja9]

When I was starting to grow veg I asked my children what they would like to grow too. My youngest said a 'fish finger plant'..

[Nicos]

^^^... Love it!!...got any seeds?

[Nicos]

The air feels soft today.......................what???

Funnily enough I said the very thing to my OH when we were staying in Tuscany.

'Silky' was the word I used...warm and silky.....'soft' probably have been an even better description!
I can even smell that air now....mmm.....lovely memories