MoM for May

[veggiechicken]

My father used to call "them" Brecons ( Beacons)"

[Mikey]

I'm not sure Hazel would be happy about him nipping between her Brecons.

[veggiechicken]

..........especially on his scooter

[bearded bloke]

Have scooter will travel

[veggiechicken]

Watch out for the speed bumps

[Mikey]

Why, are you riding pillion?

[Feral007]

Oh dear I just came in to wish Bill HH a Happy MoMship and it's already degenerated.....oh well, enjoy it while you can Bill.

[veggiechicken]

I'm surprised it took this long, Feral, especially with Bill as MoM

[Bill HH]

Oh dear I just came in to wish Bill HH a Happy MoMship and it's already degenerated.....oh well, enjoy it while you can Bill.

Feral it seems only fitting that a thread about my Mom ship should spin hopelessly out of control For I am probably one of the worst for going off on a tangent. When I go to the shop for salt I come back with eggs.
But I have to say I am enjoying my Mom ship, my wife somehow thinks I am overdoing it (the "I'm a MOM T shirt didn't help) and I have to admit hiring the stretch limo was a tad over the top.

But thank you and all the members who have offered me their congratulations. I wont deny it's been hard work but nothing is too much if its for the vine. its not going to be easy next month when it all ends and I am thrown back into reality, mom less, all the trappings gone, the sash, the car, the press camping outside my house.

[Raybon]

Not quite Mother Teresa status though Bill. Her face turned up on a doughnut in Ecuador.
I will be looking in pork pie shops and the like.
Maybe an Eccles cake?

[Nicos]

Bill on toast!.....

[Mikey]

Is that Bill?

I think I spotted him in the clouds the other day, he really has let it go to his head...

[Nicos]

Good grief...he's cropping up everywhere now!

[Mikey]

Now you come to mention it, I think he might have been fashioning himself a clay army in his image.

[Bill HH]

Gone to my head!!!!Not a bit of it, ok I seem to have developed a royal wave as I drive through the village and I found myself blessing the odd child as I did my shopping (but it was a very odd child).
Being the Mom to 10,000 gardeners is quite a responsibility. I was a little disappointed with my local paper "The Herald Express" who flatly refused to do an article about me (what I wrote) I even offered them free courgettes. I thought I had been blessed by divinity this morning when tears started to pour from the eyes of a statue I have against the house wall, Yes! I thought a blessing from above, unfortunately it turned out to be the lavatory cistern overflowing.