Bad feelings and solutions

[bearded bloke]

Reminds me of that comedy sketch where they torture the woman by beating her with soft pillows

Eye yer go RT said the mod who spent too much of his youth watching the tellygogglebox .....

[Snadger]

..well I'm going to leave it alone....you'll eventually run out of stuff to say!

Who us??? Never!.................Tum te tum, te tum. De diiddle de de.............













Price of eggs is shocking these days innit!

[Sheneval]

Just thought of something that our local Council has decreed that might unite all - if not I will say nuffin

All rasberry bushes have to be kept at a height of no more than 5ft

[mothhawk]

May I say (with a )


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[Snadger]

Just thought of something that our local Council has decreed that might unite all - if not I will say nuffin

All rasberry bushes have to be kept at a height of no more than 5ft

Our fences have to be no more than 3 foot high. They made a bloke take his down because it was 1 metre high!

Ps My rapberries were 8 to 10 foot high last year and no fuit below 5 foot!

[binley100]

Just thought of something that our local Council has decreed that might unite all - if not I will say nuffin

All rasberry bushes have to be kept at a height of no more than 5ft

Are they having a laff..........

You'll have to bend them over and tie to a line at 5ft then ..........

[mothhawk]

Thank you BB. I didn't use image tags 'cos I thought then folk don't have to look if they don't want

[Sheneval]

Are they having a laff..........

You'll have to bend them over and tie to a line at 5ft then ..........

You have obviously not attended at the Council Indoctrination school for allotment holders - you have 30days to register and confirm that you will support, (no pun intended), the raspberry bush 5ft maximum height rule in future - failure to do so may lead to loss of plot and prosecution.

Please remember the slogan: "5ft raspberry bushes good - 5ft+ raspberry bushes bad"

[Snadger]

You have obviously not attended at the Council Indoctrination school for allotment holders - you have 30days to register and confirm that you will support, (no pun intended), the raspberry bush 5ft maximum height rule in future - failure to do so may lead to loss of plot and prosecution.

Please remember the slogan: "5ft raspberry bushes good - 5ft+ raspberry bushes bad"

Ask them to supply said dwarf raspberry bushes!

[Thelma Sanders]

Our council says we can't plant anything that stays in the ground longer than 2 years, eg strawberries, raspberries, rhubarb

Does anyone take any notice of said rool ......................NAH! It's a load of cobblers innit

[Dorothy rouse]

Definitely is,totally ridiculous!

[bearded bloke]

Thank you BB. I didn't use image tags 'cos I thought then folk don't have to look if they don't want

Soz,it's as it was now

[Bill HH]

Well for the raspberries dig a 1foot trench and grow them in that, at least you get another foot.
As for the Rhubarb, tell em you dug them up last week and thus have another two years to go.

[Sheneval]

Our council says we can't plant anything that stays in the ground longer than 2 years, eg strawberries, raspberries, rhubarb

Does anyone take any notice of said rool ......................NAH! It's a load of cobblers innit

Thelma - Wow - My initial thought was you are having us on.

I cannot imagine anyone else can come up with anything more nonsensical - according to everything I have read newly planted rhubarb will take two years to mature.

I am in awe of such thinking if I can call it that - I can just see them gathered at a meeting regarding the Promotion of Allotments in the Community patting each other on the back exclaiming: "rhubarb production in this area is down 67% this year - next year we will eliminate it completely" and "We have budgeted for �5,000 on badges with "I hate rhubarb" inscribed, to be distributed to schoolchildren throughout the County"

Thankyou - You have made my day

[binley100]

Our council says we can't plant anything that stays in the ground longer than 2 years, eg strawberries, raspberries, rhubarb

Does anyone take any notice of said rool ......................NAH! It's a load of cobblers innit

wot no trees ?....... or fruit bushes .....