Show us your Gnome!!

[Guest]

Anyone of a sensitive nature look a away.

Everyone, please meet Frankengnome (again found buried in the pond shrubery - well one bit anyway).

[Lumpy]

Do you think this thread should be moved to general chat otherwise we are at risk of offending all the serious growers?

Maybe the ones in the pond shrubbery were gnomads like VC's

On a serious point I once saw a programme that talked about the origin of the garden gnome and they showed one that was the oldest known (mid 1800's) that had sold at auction for over a million pounds.

[veggiechicken]

Do you think this thread should be moved to general chat otherwise we are at risk of offending all the serious growers?

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I knew there was one I'd prepared earlier so I've merged the threads. At least you can see what my gnome is like - or was like - a couple of years ago. Wonder where he's hiding ?

[Scarlet]

I've also got a "dobby"

[Guest]

I thought he looked like Smegal (and yes as strange as that seems I mean it in a nice way)

[Scarlet]

they look a little alike

[Lumpy]

This is one very expensive gnome

Lampy the Garden Gnome | Atlas Obscura

I am now going on the hunt for a rude gnome so I can shock the neighbour.

[Bigmallly]

Then there is Fred my whistling gnome (yes it is annoying )

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I wonder why Fred is whistling.................me thinks it's because he's...........................

[noviceveggrower]

I haven't got any gnomes I do have a plastic hedgehog and a plastic squirrel though. I didn't buy them the kids did, honest.
My dad has a gnome who is carrying a large sign saying 'S#d off'. They also have a fairy door which had been glued into place on a rock. Keeps the kids entertained as they keep knocking on it and then hide waiting to see if anyone comes out of it.

[Thelma Sanders]

Here's my naughty gnome witch

[jackarmy]

I don't have gnome but I have a tree monster for scaring the kids when they camp out!!

Thats treemonster is awesome Scarlet i want one

[Martin H]

I saw this little fellow today in the garden centre and couldn't resist.



I think it's the crossed toes that did it.

We're not sure what to call him. "Colin", maybe.

[Jay22]

Lol, he looks like a Colin too!

[Jay22]

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Wouldn't like to meet him on a dark night Scarlet!

[veggiechicken]

I saw this little fellow today in the garden centre and couldn't resist.

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I think it's the crossed toes that did it.

We're not sure what to call him. "Colin", maybe.

Lol, he looks like a Colin too!

Lets ask Mrs Potty AKA SWMBO if he looks like a Colin