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[Glutton4...]

I don't like morning people,
or mornings...
or people.

Grumpy Cat!

Or me, when the weekday alarm goes off!!!!

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Foolproof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
Gene Brown

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Always suspect any job men willingly vacate for women.
Jill Tweedie.

[Verinda]

A little quote from a birthday card...it makes me feel less old!!

Don't worry about your birthday, don't try to keep the score, you're only one day older than you were the day before.

[Pumpkin Becki]

'Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubley so' Ford Prefect, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

[cardiffsteve]

With great power comes great electricity bill,
anon

[cardiffsteve]

“I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” - Unknown

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"The insurance man told me I was covered for falling off the roof but not for hitting the ground."

Tommy Cooper

[veggiechicken]

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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Dean Martin

[mothhawk]

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
― William W. Purkey

[zebedee]

Someone once said to a 'portly' person "You should get in shape!" to which the portly person replied "I'm round, that's a shape!"

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Alcoholic: A man you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Dylan Thomas

[Creemteez]

"The path of my life is strewn with cow-pats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd!" Edmund Blackadder.

"I've been dieting all morning... Am I thin yet?" Anon.

"I'm pink. Therefore, I'm Spam" Can't remember the author- but it always makes me smile.

[Madasafish]

"Pour encourager les autres"
Voltaire on hearing Admiral Byng had been executed for capturing Gibraltar.

"There are known knowns; there are things we know we know.
We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say, we know there are some things we do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know. ”
—United States Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld