Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Big Mally's Guide to Fairy Lights

Collapse

X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #16
    And this is what happened when BM helped me out.....



    This is why we have Effin Safe Tea!
    Jules

    Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

    ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

    Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

    Comment


    • #17
      I've always thought he couldn't tell his @rse from his elbow

      Comment


      • #18
        Is this insult BM day?..................
        sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
        --------------------------------------------------------------------
        Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
        -------------------------------------------------------------------
        Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
        -----------------------------------------------------------
        KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

        Comment


        • #19
          Not you, BM, Santa

          Comment


          • #20
            Think I will sit back & watch this develop cos you've lost me.............not for the first time..........
            sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
            --------------------------------------------------------------------
            Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
            -------------------------------------------------------------------
            Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
            -----------------------------------------------------------
            KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

            Comment


            • #21
              'Tis I who is lost, drifting aimlessly through a sea of lights, some flashing, some not, wondering where my voyage will take me next or will I be shipwrecked on some hostile shore, doomed to spend the rest of my days listening to tinny versions of Chrismad songs.........can I go to sleep now and wake up in January please?

              Comment


              • #22
                Step away from the cooking sherry - right now!
                All should return to normal in a few hours, I hope you have some pills to clear the headache

                Comment


                • #23
                  How did you guess? I'm counting down the days, 7 'til the shortest day, 13 to the day after Boxing Day and 18 to New Year's Day & a New chapter in the life of a Veggie Chicken

                  Comment


                  • #24
                    I just want to thank Jules for starting this thread cos without it I would not have my Xmas desktop wallpaper so cheers Jules.
                    sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
                    --------------------------------------------------------------------
                    Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                    -------------------------------------------------------------------
                    Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                    -----------------------------------------------------------
                    KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

                    Comment


                    • #25
                      Let me guess...an illuminated primate?

                      I'm glad I did something useful today
                      Jules

                      Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

                      ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

                      Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

                      Comment


                      • #26
                        Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                        How did you guess? I'm counting down the days, 7 'til the shortest day, 13 to the day after Boxing Day and 18 to New Year's Day & a New chapter in the life of a Veggie Chicken
                        And I just read that last line as 'a New chapter in the life of a Veggie Duck' I'll go back into my cave now.
                        Ali

                        My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/

                        Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

                        One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French

                        Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club

                        Comment


                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Feral007 View Post
                          And I just read that last line as 'a New chapter in the life of a Veggie Duck' I'll go back into my cave now.
                          A little something to remember her by............


                          Attached Files
                          sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
                          --------------------------------------------------------------------
                          Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                          -------------------------------------------------------------------
                          Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                          -----------------------------------------------------------
                          KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

                          Comment


                          • #28
                            Remember me by?? Where've I gone? Just breathed on a mirror and I'm still alive. What should I do next to prove I exist?

                            Comment


                            • #29
                              Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                              Remember me by?? Where've I gone? Just breathed on a mirror and I'm still alive. What should I do next to prove I exist?
                              Just don't turn into a duck.
                              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
                              --------------------------------------------------------------------
                              Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                              -------------------------------------------------------------------
                              Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                              -----------------------------------------------------------
                              KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

                              Comment


                              • #30
                                Where does the fairy come into all this?

                                Comment

                                Latest Topics

                                Collapse

                                Recent Blog Posts

                                Collapse
                                Working...
                                X