Someone Has Stolen My Week....

[julesapple]

.....this morning I was happily planning all of things I still want to make for this craft fair on December 2nd. I've been shanghai-ed into making a cake for December 7th. My foreign Christmas parcels must be in the post for December 5th, last date for Airmail to USA.

But that's ok, because the 2nd is a week this Sunday, right? NOOOOO! It's THIS SUNDAY!!!!

Who did that? Who stole my week?

Gonnae nae dae that! I need that week!

[Glutton4...]

$h!t happens!

It isn't just weeks, Jules. I'm forty ruddy nine - how the CHUFF did that happen FFS!

[julesapple]

I'm not far behind you...47 next birthday....going on senile.

[veggiechicken]

Don't know what you youngsters are worrying about, I'm an OAP

[Thelma Sanders]

and you are not the only one but worrying doesn't change anything

[veggiechicken]

You're so right Thelma
There was a thing on Breakfast TV this morning about a book called "Mutton" I think - about ageing and the character in it was 46 and worrying about Wrinkles
Now that is something I've never worried about
Edit - Found it http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mutton-India.../dp/1905490844

[Thelma Sanders]

me neither - and much too late to start worrying about them now

Granddaughter " Nan your face goes all crinkly when you laugh" LOL

I obviously haven't got wrinkles - I have laughter lines

[veggiechicken]

Likewise, TS. I don't have forehead wrinkles, but a face that looks like a ploughed field when I laugh

[bearded bloke]

[lottie dolly]

and you are not the only one but worrying doesn't change anything

how right you are,when i got to 60 i laughed my head of,i thought it was hilarious,but please remember you youngsters,the term...me darlin....is horrible,one of these days,i will explode,

[veggiechicken]

Nobody ever calls me "me darlin" - I wonder why?

[julesapple]

I don't call anyone Me Darlin', but I do call lots of people darling......I hope I'm not patronising though, it's just the way I speak. Helleau Dahling...

[bearded bloke]

I'm seriously deep doodoo then,I call all the women darling or sweetheart,mostly because I am bad with names & people (particularly women) get the hump more if you get the name wrong

[veggiechicken]

Why, Helllo Dahling, I think the "Me Darlin" phrase must be a local one. Over here we're all "Luv" or "Bach" or Babe (pronounced "Berbe)

[lottie dolly]

no,i mean,when in a shop ext,i hate it when i get refered to as me darlin,instead of me dear or madam ext,said in a voice as if to a young child,...hello i still have my marbles you know ,now that would be a good thing to say,and watch their faces,sorry,but it makes my haccles rise,maybe have some fun hehehe,i am a devil when roused,to say hello darlin to peeps you know is very different,