I've bought a wood!

[donnakebab]

verily soon I meat with the physic. If he gives not the remedy I require then I shall myself require the skills of Taff two fold.

1. For the chopping off of my most cumbersome and ill fitting knee.

2. For the physic. Orf with his head!

[julesapple]

Good Morrow Merrie Bande! And a beautiful Morrow it is too!

How goes it in thee Woode this day?

[veggiechicken]

Good Morrow "Young" Crone . I have prayed for your leg but it seems my prayers have not been answered. I trust that the Physick may ease your pain and discomfort. I will send a message to Taff the Axe and to the Woodman for to hew you some crutches and, mayhap a wooden leg - easily concealed 'neath your voluminous undergarments.

[DGoulston]

Wilt Ye recruit any stonemasons? as a King dost need a castle Hither in Thy Wood's,
Whither else wilt we hold the Archery?

Fare Thee Well
KRTL.

[veggiechicken]

Your wish is our command, King Richard, or may we call you King Dick?
The archers have much practice of late, letting fly at the Sheriff's men. - Oh and thanks for dropping in!
Don't forget to sign up at http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ent-group.html

[DGoulston]

Your wish is our command, King Richard, or may we call you King Dick?
The archers have much practice of late, letting fly at the Sheriff's men. - Oh and thanks for dropping in!
Don't forget to sign up at http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ent-group.html

I have signed up to the group.

A Kings duties are very time consuming, many flagons of Wine and Ale to test & Ladies to reign over! and 52 pages takes some time & effort to read after 10 flagons!

Back to work.. <glug><glug>
KRTL

[veggiechicken]

Thou shouldst allocate ones' time better King Dick. Prioritise - and this is Numero uno!!

[julesapple]

I have signed up to the group.

A Kings duties are very time consuming, many flagons of Wine and Ale to test & Ladies to reign over! and 52 pages takes some time & effort to read after 10 flagons!

Back to work.. <glug><glug>
KRTL

Droit du seigneur?

[bearded bloke]

Your wish is our command, King Richard, or may we call you King Dick?

Nah,must resistith I the obvious biggus dickus jokes,he was a roman we need the true English Big Dick ....................

[veggiechicken]

Ah, Kind Much, you have once more produced a true classic from your stores. Methinks we could have a similar Carry on in the Wood some day.

[DGoulston]

I state, there will be none of this nonsense calling of "Dick".

I will be known as always.
Richard the Lionheart, Coeur de Lion or King Richard the Lionheart!
Or its off with your head or some other more fitting punishment.

To the stocks with you now! I am sure we can find some rotten veg around somewhere!
hum, wait a minute, has someone built the stocks yet?

KRTL.

[bearded bloke]

Ladies to reign over!

Droit du seigneur?

No,no,no fair maiden Jules thou art not to offer this prize rather thou shallst be taken on the knights desire

[julesapple]

No,no,no fair maiden Jules thou art not to offer this prize rather thou shallst be taken on the knights desire

They do sayest that a change is as good as a rest.......though let not the Crippled Man hear me say such things......

[Feral007]

I thoughteth that the English Dick was a spotted dick? What's a welsh dick then? Tis all very confusing. I'll stick to delivering babbies and leave the Lions and Dicks to the rest of you.

[veggiechicken]

I thoughteth that the English Dick was a spotted dick?

Tis said that this name arose after the Crusades, when the gallant Crusaders did return to England with a certain medical condition acquired abroad!
I know not the story behind the Welsh Dick of whom you speak but there are a lot of them about these 'ere parts.