It don't seem a day too much

[Mikey]

I thought the secret of a happy marriage was separate beds and selective deafness...

[Florence Fennel]

You could rearrange those words and still be accurate... ;-)

Cheeky monkey! Doesn't take long for you to get back into the swing of it does it?

[Florence Fennel]

I thought the secret of a happy marriage was separate beds and selective deafness...

Ten Rules for a Happy Marriage:
The woman always makes the rules
These rules are subject to change without notice
No man can possibly know all the rules
The woman is never wrong
If it appears the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said
The man must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding
The woman can change her mind at any time
The man must never change his mind without the proper consent of the woman
The man must read the mind of the woman at all times
At all times, what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said.

[bearded bloke]

I thought the secret of a happy marriage was separate beds and selective deafness...

Nah you got it a little bit wrong bud,

The secret of a happy marriage is separate televisions (except for BBT) and selective deafness

[Florence Fennel]

You may not be far wrong there BB. Thank you for the beautiful cakes BTW

[bearded bloke]

Works here Flo A girl can never have too many cakes

[Florence Fennel]

Still glad they're virtual BB, best sort apart from cheesecake

[bearded bloke]

Yep,two of the best virtual things on t'interwebby thing are caaaaakes (no need to diet) & parties (no hangover).