Beckham's underwear

[chris]

hey? what duck egg?!

My bedroom is 'duck egg blue' apparently.

[veggiechicken]

I do think you're on to something there Salome. Quick Chris, patent it before someone else does!

[veggiechicken]

hey? what duck egg?!

My bedroom is 'duck egg blue' apparently.

How does VVG know that?

[chris]

Patents are too expensive! I was recently looking at applying for one.. and after the initial faff you're still not guaranteed to get it!

[chris]

How does VVG know that?

jock off binoculars I think!

[veggiechicken]

Maybe its not a Patent that you need but a Trade Mark, Marks?

[chris]

Top marks for that one, VC!

[Florence Fennel]

Eeewww you'll not get far with that brand name, mark my words.

[Two_Sheds]

hey? what duck egg?

Not duck, Balut egg

[DGoulston]

I don't know, there could be a market opening in ironic undies branding that would see Skiddies as a hot new label...

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ARGH.... :P