Gardeners Rest #6 (2011)

[Florence Fennel]

As Fi's suit of armour walked into the GR carrying a leather clad Bearded Bloke and an oil can "Is it my turn for Twister?" he exclaimed, "I've brought a fiend with me, and it's not a smelling pistake".()

[bearded bloke]

"with fiends like mine,who needs enimas" he said making his way to the ballroom,from where there was a medley of festive sounds issuing forth

[Aberdeenplotter]

from the mouth of Fiona H. I sprayed that armour with water she said. It was supposed to seize up so my hubbie would throw it out. You just can't trust things to ......

[binley100]

do as they're told .
Meanwhile on the cooling rack the mountain of mince pies was growing by the minute and was in danger of toppling when , all of a sudden .......

[Florence Fennel]

a coach party arrived to demolish the mince pies. The passengers were all in panto costumes. One young chap dressed as a lad in tights, stayed behind on the coach, nursing a magic lamp ....

[Aberdeenplotter]

at least that's what he said it was . Upset at the though that all their mince pies would be eaten by a bus load of strangers who hadn't even signed in ......

[Florence Fennel]

Aha, alert the mods, this is obviously a coachload of spammers who should be ...

[bearded bloke]

eating meat based products NOT the super delish sweet dishes .........

[Aberdeenplotter]

but of course, that was an unfortunate choice of description because the real super delish sweet dishes in the Gardeners Rest are the laydees from the vine who seeing the interlopers .....

[bearded bloke]

sent G4 in to thwack them 'roud the lug hole,which she did with great zeal & zest until .....

[Aberdeenplotter]

she was totally exhested . Whilst she recovered .....

[Florence Fennel]

with a long soak in a very bubbly bath (as is her wont) the spammers made a hasty retreat, having been well and truly zapped. However, unfortunately the crumbs from the mince pies had attracted ...

[Glutton4...]

Mice.
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[Aberdeenplotter]

Mice How many and could they see? ...

[Aberdeenplotter]

I feel a nursery rhyme coming on