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& boy's should all enjoy a nice glass of Advocat,but remember the Warninks 
on the bottle or you may suffer .............
on the bottle or you may suffer .............
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He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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becoz ve haf vays of making you slightly squiffy
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or indeed a bit niffy if we return to the subject of fartichokes which ...Comment
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... we won't.
At that moment, the unholy noise coming from the Cellar of the Gardeners Rest, stopped. It had been going on so long that just about everyone in the hostelry had grown accustomed to it. Now there was just an eery silence, broken only occasionally by the crackling of the logs on the fire in the huge brick fireplace.
Snadger nudged Pigletwillie. Pigletwillie nudged ChrisMarks (you can change your name but you can't hide!
), ChrisMarks nudged Aberdeenplotter, who, in turn, nudged BeardedBloke, and one by one, the fellas all took a step backwards, leaving poor Munch standing nearest the Cellar door, looking terrified...
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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...as they all heard the sound of heavy footsteps coming slowly up the cellar stairs. Everyone watched in fascinated horror as the handle on the cellar door moved, and the door slowly creaked open to reveal...Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
Endless wonder.Comment
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... the strangest sight seen by man!
It was young-ish, and Human-ish, but smelled alarmingly sweaty. *Phew, hold your noses, boys and girls! It was carrying what looked like a half-eaten loaf of bread in one hand, and had what appeared to be a coating of Icing Sugar all over its body ...
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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...giving it a ghostly appearance as it stretched out its empty hand towards the nearest grape...Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
Endless wonder.Comment
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Munch by name,Munch by nature she said & merrily tucked in ...............
He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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her shirt tails, drew herself up to her full height and ..Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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burped. What's for ......
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it's worth....."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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...a shilling of anyone's money to see your faces, said Mothhawk as...Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
Endless wonder.Comment
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"Aaaahhh"...he cried tumbling backwards into..."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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a huge vat of courgette chutney ....S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
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Whilst fartichoking on some strange looking vegetable crisps, which then got spat into...Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein
Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=twComment
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