Guess what?

[cardiffsteve]

Thanks Snohare, I think!

Gotta keep the mods on their toes, otherwise they just drink latte all day and get bored

[snohare]

otherwise they just drink latte all day

Aahh, is that why we have to keep peeling them off the ceiling ! I thought it must be something you were saying...

Don't think I've ever been "Moderated". Does it hurt ? Can you sit down after ? (Or is all your comedy stand up ?)

[HeyWayne]

Don't think I've ever been "Moderated". Does it hurt ? Can you sit down after ? (Or is all your comedy stand up ?)

Think aliens and large pointy objects...

[snohare]

Think aliens and large pointy objects...

<GULP> My knees are trembling. Where is Sigourney Weaver when you need her ! I'm on the cyber equivalent of the Nostromo, and here was me thinking it was the Red Dwarf...

[Glutton4...]

.. It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly far away from here
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun

I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun

[bearded bloke]

Absolute best term of endearment for Rimmer ever .......... TransAm wheelarch nostrils (shame it was only used once,much better than goalpost head IMHO)

[Nicos]

Where is Sigourney Weaver when you need her !

AKA Scarey55

( now she has to eat you all cos you know her secret!)

aaahhhhhhh........




* thud

[Glutton4...]

^^ Nutter! ^^

[snohare]

On second thoughts, this place may be the electronic equivalent of "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest". (I'm going by the number of headbangers around.) And the lunatics have taken over the asylum. (Ditto.)
Any minute now, somebody with a chainsaw is going to start typing,

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy..."

There you go, what did I tell you !

[Nicos]

OMG!!!...my OH has a humongous chainsaw!!!!!

( how weird is THAT- that I'm still here?????)

To quote 'What the butler saw'.....

�You�re in a madhouse. Unusual behaviour is the order of the day.
We�ve no privileged class here. It�s democratic lunacy we practise.�


See- that's us in a nutshell ain't it???

[cardiffsteve]

Their coming to take me away ha ha
Their coming to take me away!

I'm not mad your just jealous coz the voices talk to me

[Jeanied]

* and breathe!

[binley100]

nutters the whole blimmin' lot of youse..............*walks off shaking head

[snohare]

your just jealous coz the voices talk to me

No, I'm jealous because when they talk to you there's someone listening...wish I could say the same when I talk to myself !

[Jelliebabe]

ooooooh Zaz good news indeedy! Does this mean there was a enw opening or has someone else retired from the post???