Gardeners Rest #5

[Glutton4...]

...and that Bladdy Asbo Rooster - he can take it back with him!" Shouted G4, through a mouth full of CAAAAAAKE!

[binley100]

"Noooooo G4 , you'll upset Bean" and everyone turned around and looked at Bean snuggled up fast asleep with Asbo , who gave everyone a knowing wink and nod of his head, and then stuck his tongue out at G4......

[Jelliebabe]

He then crowed at full volume which woke little bean with a mighteous startle....

To punish the ASBO rooster the assembled company decided to...

[Jeanied]

dress him up as one of the elves, under the watchful tutelage of Brengirl (who had finally given up on the wineglass). On went his little pointed hat, followed by his little jacket, and finally his little curly toed slippers.
'My - I do look a fine figure of a cockerel' he said to himself, strutting up and down in front of the mirror in the corner - unaware that a darker, more malevolent presence was bearing down on him...

[binley100]

.........Sid Vicious .........dumdum dummmmmmmmm

[Florence Fennel]

“Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don’t let them take you ALIVE Asbo" shouted Sid

[binley100]

Enter Uncle Snadge dressed in shin pads and armed with a tray of eggs..........

[Florence Fennel]

My what nice shin pads Snadge and how much for the eggs? Is there also any chance that you have any pork pie or curd tarts about your person? I would like to post some to the French grapes.

[Florence Fennel]

Ok, ok, no need to be so snerpy Snadge, I didn't realise you hadn't much room inside the shin pads. What side do you play for anyway?

[ginger ninger]

..."roll up roll up...get ya pork pies and black pudding here" shouted ginger as she emerged from the kitchen with arms full of goodies.



Meanwhile Uncle Snadger gave a rather embarrassed cough and looked at Flo.

"Who's for some more pea pod wine" shouted G4 over the din that was Asbo and Sid Vicious chasing the Ladieees round the tree, much to the disgust of the cats that were enjoying there warm.

As Zazen tried to bring order to the madness no one noticed the stranger enter and sit by the fire and take her coat off....

[ginger ninger]

Meanwhile outside the snow was falling all-round. All the vine children were building snowmen and having snowball fights with the big kids of the vine...all the men folk . In the back ground were Alvin & The Chipmunks singing Christmas songs and Secret Santa's Reindeer were giving free Sledge rides. It was a lovely sight to see when.....

[Glutton4...]

Bang!


Thud! ...

[binley100]

Bins, who by this time was frozen solid, had finally fallen off the norty step..........

but who was the mysterious stranger...?

[Florence Fennel]

It was the strangely mysterious ...

[binley100]

secret shopper who ahd come by to assess the food and atmosphere of the Gardeners Rest....