Life - sometimes, it's quite literally, well, literal.

[HeyWayne]

Is the sun a boy or a girl?

Erm....

A phrodyte I think

So long as it doesn't start raining cats and dogs!

Would you prefer elephants and camels?

[HeyWayne]

I wish that girl with the fat then thin belly would clear off!!

Kerry Catona?

[Brengirl]

Put my watch on this morning. Battery was dead.

Put another watch on, the strap was broken.

Put another watch on - worked fine.

Quite literally, third time lucky!

p.s. This did happen. Literally.

Not necessarily Wayne. Depends on what order you put your watches on

[HeyWayne]

Not necessarily Wayne. Depends on what order you put your watches on

Well, I didn't put the good one on first, and then try the two broken ones....

[Brengirl]

Well, I didn't put the good one on first, and then try the two broken ones....

You had a choice and made the wrong one

[lizzylemon]

Is the sun a boy or a girl?

Astrologically speaking it's normally male (not man) or at least masculine, where as the moon is normally female or feminine

[lizzylemon]

At least you don't live in our house H'ey - we have approximate time in our house. There are 5 'clocks' in the house; the cooker, the central heating, the video (yep the video), 2 phones and none of them match each other, some are out by lots, other just a few mins so it's always roughly the time.

Good job with the 3rd time lucky, not only was it really 3 times for trying but they were watches too, which tell the time!!!

[lizzylemon]

Kerry Katona - pmsl

[HeyWayne]

You had a choice and made the wrong one

Ok.........

[Rhona]

Don't you find that the word 'literally' is misused, like, literally all the time?

One of the bestest misuses was one I read years ago, when I used to occasionally buy Private Eye. T'was in the Colemanballs column, referring to some footballer or other: "Amazing! He is literally carrying the whole team on one leg." A close second is from the same column: "He missed the goal by literally a million miles."

Made me laugh, that did.

[HeyWayne]

Made me laugh, that did.

Literally?

[HayleyB]

Now if it was me then it would have come in threes (bad luck that is) and the third watch would have a hand missing - not mine