No diamonds thank you

[piskieinboots]

I'm guessing you and I Flums will never get married - you don't like tidy, you don't like cotoneaster - we would drive each other nuts

[Flummery]

We would - we are better as long distance friends!

[Glutton4...]

Nutters, you two! LOL

I'm married to a slob. He may cook wonderful grub, but he's the untidiest person on the planet. If I didn't muck out the place occasionally, he'd just sit there gradually disappearing in the growing pile of stuff that surrounds him!

[SueA]

Can you send Snowdrop round to build me an extension so I can fit all my 'bits' in it please Piskie?
I'm a hoarder & do have lots of 'stuff' around me but I like 'tidy' piles of junk not 'messy'. I can put up with a neat pile of magazines etc. but not ones scattered everywhere!

[HeyWayne]

I can cope with clutter for a while, but when it gets in my way I go crazy and blitz the place.

I don't mean go on a mad cleaning/tidying spree either - I hire myself a Luftwaffe and reeeeeeeeooooooowwww...

[piskieinboots]

For those of you requesting Snowdrop's services - he still has to:
- put a new mixer tap in the kitchen
- fit the towel rail
- fit the splash back
- put up new blinds to kitchen and two hall windows
- add shelves to my (and his) wardrobes
- put up blind in bedroom
- put my cross-trainer back together
- put loads of 'stuff' in the loft
- put up shelves in my office
- put up two blinds/curtains/whatever in the sitting room
- build a new back door step to allow darling kitties to be able to reach bar code reader for cat flap
- strim the lottie (I don't do strimming)
- drill maahooosive hole in main wall to fit tumbler dryer vent
- put up two kitchen units (arrival 7th June)
- put up shelf in toilet for his reading material

....and no, we haven't bought this house, this is just the usual crappola military property that we all seem to get and end up fixing but never get to move in behind someone like 'us' fixers

[Nicos]

Well...before he gets started on your stuff can he just nip over here????

*...... hides!!!!

[HayleyB]

Well done SD, I can't bear my kitchen messed up

[Seahorse]

Glad you're getting sorted Piskie

(btw, if we weren't both straight girlies and already taken, I'd quite like to marry Flum )

[binley100]

For those of you requesting Snowdrop's services - he still has to:
- put a new mixer tap in the kitchen
- fit the towel rail
- fit the splash back
- put up new blinds to kitchen and two hall windows
- add shelves to my (and his) wardrobes
- put up blind in bedroom
- put my cross-trainer back together
- put loads of 'stuff' in the loft
- put up shelves in my office
- put up two blinds/curtains/whatever in the sitting room
- build a new back door step to allow darling kitties to be able to reach bar code reader for cat flap
- strim the lottie (I don't do strimming)
- drill maahooosive hole in main wall to fit tumbler dryer vent
- put up two kitchen units (arrival 7th June)
- put up shelf in toilet for his reading material

....and no, we haven't bought this house, this is just the usual crappola military property that we all seem to get and end up fixing but never get to move in behind someone like 'us' fixers

So whats he doing next week

[Glutton4...]

For those of you requesting Snowdrop's services - he still has to:
- put a new mixer tap in the kitchen
- fit the towel rail
- fit the splash back
- put up new blinds to kitchen and two hall windows
- add shelves to my (and his) wardrobes
- put up blind in bedroom
- put my cross-trainer back together
- put loads of 'stuff' in the loft
- put up shelves in my office
- put up two blinds/curtains/whatever in the sitting room
- build a new back door step to allow darling kitties to be able to reach bar code reader for cat flap
- strim the lottie (I don't do strimming)
- drill maahooosive hole in main wall to fit tumbler dryer vent
- put up two kitchen units (arrival 7th June)
- put up shelf in toilet for his reading material

....and no, we haven't bought this house, this is just the usual crappola military property that we all seem to get and end up fixing but never get to move in behind someone like 'us' fixers

Gimme a shout - I'll strim yer Lottie!

[Flummery]

Glad you're getting sorted Piskie

(btw, if we weren't both straight girlies and already taken, I'd quite like to marry Flum )

And if ... what you said ... I'd probably accept!

[HeyWayne]

....and no, we haven't bought this house, this is just the usual crappola military property that we all seem to get and end up fixing but never get to move in behind someone like 'us' fixers

You wait 'till you buy a house - way more things to do than that!

And if ... what you said ... I'd probably accept!

Cool, two mums! (virtual ones that is)

[janeyo]

if nobody else wants them can I have the diamonds then please pickie?

[piskieinboots]

sure ya can hun