Am I blind, stupid or just a bloke?

[piskieinboots]

So you're not the only one who completely misses the subtlety of female signals.

Most men do I approached Snowdrop, I asked if he wanted a drink, I asked if he wanted to dance, I asked - well, etc etc, I asked if he would marry me.

I don't believe in leaving things to chance

[bobleponge]

TBH Bob if a women stood completely naked in front of me screaming "Take me. Take me Now!" whilst jumping up and down and I was the only other person in the room, I would still be unsure as to if she was talking to me. So you're not the only one who completely misses the subtlety of female signals.

I am sad to relate that this is actually a true story.
Not married for more than 3 months, when my wife walked into the front room dressed in only the scantiest of attire.
The first words, unbidden, from my mouth were...


"Do you want me to turn the heating down?"

Guess I've always been a bit rubbish.

[piskieinboots]

Guess I've always been a bit rubbish.

I'd use a sledgehammer on you

[Patchninja]

Well, I we can only hope that you've learned from your mistakes

[Pumpkin Becki]

I am sad to relate that this is actually a true story.
Not married for more than 3 months, when my wife walked into the front room dressed in only the scantiest of attire.
The first words, unbidden, from my mouth were...


"Do you want me to turn the heating down?"

Guess I've always been a bit rubbish.

I know that if my OH had a choice between a scantily clad me, and a printed circuit board, I would lose to the circuit board everytime

[kirsty b]

I am sad to relate that this is actually a true story.
Not married for more than 3 months, when my wife walked into the front room dressed in only the scantiest of attire.
The first words, unbidden, from my mouth were...


"Do you want me to turn the heating down?"

Guess I've always been a bit rubbish.

Reminds me of a story told to me a friend. She had put on the 'special' frillies, along with a nice pair of high heels... and all her hubby said was 'what the bloody hell you wearing shoes with that for??'

[HeyWayne]

Erm, some people are trying to concentrate here!

Now I have pictures of scantilly clad ladies jumping up and down in my head.

[scarey55]

Reminds me too of a funny that I heard.

Our friend, relating the story of when his wife turned up in a basque, stockings and suspenders and high heeled shoes, said that she looked like a "badly packed parachute"

EDIT: That should help you concentrate Wayne

Go for it Bob but perhaps you might like to explain to ms pastis that you may need a kick up the bum from time to time!

[Buleste]

I know that if my OH had a choice between a scantily clad me, and a printed circuit board, I would lose to the circuit board everytime

What type of PCB would it be and would there be soldering involved?

[OverWyreGrower]

I am sad to relate that this is actually a true story.
Not married for more than 3 months, when my wife walked into the front room dressed in only the scantiest of attire.
The first words, unbidden, from my mouth were...


"Do you want me to turn the heating down?"

Mr OWG would say "Oi, you're stood in front of the TV.... the football/snooker/athletics/rugby/olympics is on...."

Our wedding and honeymoon was planned around the 2002 World Cup

[Glutton4...]

I know that if my OH had a choice between a scantily clad me, and a printed circuit board, I would lose to the circuit board everytime

Same here PB just insert the words Land Rover in place of Printed Circuit Board!

[CaroltheCarrot]

I am sad to relate that this is actually a true story.
Not married for more than 3 months, when my wife walked into the front room dressed in only the scantiest of attire.
The first words, unbidden, from my mouth were...


"Do you want me to turn the heating down?"

Guess I've always been a bit rubbish.

o that made my wine come down my nose,sorry

[FionaH]

I know that if my OH had a choice between a scantily clad me, and a printed circuit board, I would lose to the circuit board everytime

I once turned up at MrH's flat in a coat, His opening phrase was I got a great new computer game today

Someone remind me why I married him?

[Alison]

Our wedding and honeymoon was planned around the 2002 World Cup

Our honeymoon was TO the 1998 World Cup and we got married on FA Cup Final day morning, managed to watch the second half between the sit down meal and evening dos, stood in the bar in a big frock - perfect for both of us

[CaroltheCarrot]

I once turned up at MrH's flat in a coat, His opening phrase was I got a great new computer game today

Someone remind me why I married him?

ha yes i done that as well ,to be told he hadnt had any breakfast