What thing about you really annoys you?

[OllieMartin]

CEL-U-LITE.

Well it has the word 'Lite' in it, so it must be low-fat right?

[HeyWayne]

Wayne! You have the makings of a Las Vegas Act there! "HeyWayne and His Amazing Singing Nostril!" They'll be beating a path to your door. See if you can train it to do a couple of verses of 'Killing Me Softly'
A'hem, sorry, just skipped off down Sureal Avenue there for a moment.
For myself, I don't like my feet, I am developing wattles and one word for you all that hasn't been mentioned yet. CEL-U-LITE.

More likely to see the billing as "HeyWayne and His Frickin Annoying Kazoo Nostril That Only He Can Hear"

[Glutton4...]

I may have Cellulite, but I can't see it!

I have long legs, which, whilst also being overweight, makes me top-heavy. I have silly little short fat feet (Yes, Alison, I hate feet too - even mine) with short fat toes. I have a big bum/belly/boobs, so combined with long arms and legs I guess I resemble a Spider!

I'd love to be slim and willowy, clothes shopping would be so easy...

Oh, and I hate the fact that I'm dead lazy. I'd love to be a fit active motivated person, but I CBA...

[OllieMartin]

I'd love to be a fit active motivated person, but I CBA...

CBA FTW!

[Creemteez]

More likely to see the billing as "HeyWayne and His Frickin Annoying Kazoo Nostril That Only He Can Hear"

Coffee EVERYWHERE!!!!

[janeyo]

is expecting to see HW and his amazing performing nostril on the next 'Britain's Got talent' Got to be better than most of the drivel they serve up. I'd defo tune in for that!

[bubblewrap]

I have really short legs - it is so annoying.

So you have a LSB.

[kirsty b]

I have a short fuse and a tendency to go mental at little annoyances - sometimes out of sheer frustration, but if something major happens all is quiet

I save my patience for my patients, I find it easy at work, but at home I have to work really hard not to fly off the handle every 10 minutes. Thank God for walking, gardening and chickens - natural stress busters

[Glutton4...]

LOL you lot - Wayne, just to make you feel better, one of my nostrils does it, but very very rarely - it is annoying though.

Olly - That's brill. That's soooo me; Queen of procrastination!

[northepaul]

Too many grey hairs
I have one cheek with a dimple you can see when I smile, but not in the other one!! - thats more of a 'wish I had' rather than an annoyance though

[bubblewrap]

When younger, my Sister was always complaining about having a big nose. She hasn't got a big nose at all, but I call her big nose now just to annoy her!

Incidentally, someone we knew, who fancied my Sister, told her she looked like Celine Dion. That really upset her - she thinks Celine Dion has a big nose LOL

As long as you don't tell her she looks like Barry Manilow!

[Alison]

II'd love to be slim and willowy, clothes shopping would be so easy...

Believe me it isn't, really struggle to get clothes that are long enough for my arms and legs. Personally I don't think that the shops cater for anybody's body shape

[Creemteez]

is expecting to see HW and his amazing performing nostril on the next 'Britain's Got talent' Got to be better than most of the drivel they serve up. I'd defo tune in for that!

Yeah! I'm sure Simon would be "blown away" by his rendition of " Con'l BOGEY"!!!

Alright, I'm going.......

[zebedee]

My hair! I've still got most of my hair despite my age, but when it gets any kind of length it develops it's own parting, AND I HATE PARTINGS WITH A VENGEANCE. That is why I keep my lovely silver tresses trimmed to a manageable 1mm length.

[SlugLobber]

My left eye. I was born with a 'lazy eye', which did turn straight after all the patch treatment, but because it's a lazy bugger, it doesn't open quite as wide as the right one. Nobody else seems to notice, but since I did about 10 years ago, it's bugged me senseless. It's worse when I'm drunk or really tired!

Then there's my toes. Perfect symmetry between feet, but the second toe curls round like it's trying to snog my big toe. I was a Clark's kid n everyfin, so miffed that I STILL have deformed feets!

Otherwise perfect in every way, just like Sherry Bobbins.