Congratulations Lesley Jay MOM.........

[Lesley Jay]

What would you suggest Piglet?? A nice bit of gold foil on the cards to give me a more upmarket appearance??

[pigletwillie]

Foil block certainly LJ, however your reputation precludes the chance of moving upmarket, saying that you could move into the docks at Liverpool and offer BOGOF's

[Lesley Jay]

Oooohhhhh!!!!!!! Piglet!! You bloody cheeky swine!!

[pigletwillie]

Swine, how very appropriate LJ,

Perhaps, the Docks was a bit low for a lady of your erm "special talents". A better option would be to rent out the cellar at Tatton park and use is as a "correctional institute", pea sticks a speciality.

[Lesley Jay]

I wonder what The National Trust would say to that!!

[Mrs Dobby]

It would probably improve visitor numbers LJ, so I dont think they'd mind it that much! :EEK:

[Mrs Dobby]

So, although we were told to watch out for a new MOM on Monday, its now Tuesday, and LJ still has it! Must mean she's sooo good she's got it 2 months in a row, way to go LJ, you deserve it!!!!!

[Geordie]

or they have run out of MOM gift packs!

[Lesley Jay]

We are just waiting for Dave to make the announcement of the new MOM.

[pigletwillie]

and dont tell me, you have him locked in a lift??????

[Lesley Jay]

No Piglet! Not Dave - the lift man is Ben!!!

[pigletwillie]

Is the new contender MOF, member of the fortnight?

[Lesley Jay]

It is an honour and a priviledge to be given the MOM award. It doesn't matter whether it is for two weeks or four weeks. You should know that Piglet.

[bubblewrap]

No Piglet! Not Dave - the lift man is Ben!!!

I allways thought the lift man was called Otis!!!

[nick the grief]

No he sits by the dock of the bay