It's so not fair :(

[lynda66]

got my mistletoe today, above the door, so i can snog any good looking blokies wot come round (after i've asked for some quotes for double glazing, and a couple of walls built ) and what happens ......... i've got a flippin coleslaw that's wot

[BrideXIII]

want some salad to go with it?
poor baby

[lynda66]

ok and a boiled egg please

[terrier]

Cole's Law, I thought it was an American TV drama series

[Glutton4...]

Hey Lynda it's only Herpes!

They say if you get this sort, you wont get the other sort!

[lynda66]

Hey Lynda it's only Herpes!

They say if you get this sort, you wont get the other sort!

that's a relief then .....gee ta ...... still can't get a snog though

[lynda66]

Cole's Law, I thought it was an American TV drama series

and you think this isn't a drama????????????????????

[vicky]

Shall we send a Virtual Snog? xxx

[BrideXIII]

and you think this isn't a drama????????????????????

NO, its a crisis!!!

[lynda66]

Shall we send a Virtual Snog? xxx

gropes too?? ....... can try, don't think it will do much good though

[lynda66]

NO, its a crisis!!!

*think i might have to call an ambulance*

[terrier]

Lynda, you never told us you wore a HAIR PIECE

anyhoo.. try snoggin' through a piece of clingfilm, tell the guy to keep his eyes shut an' he'll never notice

[BrideXIII]

oh forget an ambulance, call the fire brigade, they may not be able to cure it, but you can enjoy looking at their 'engines'

[lynda66]

Lynda, you never told us you wore a HAIR PIECE

anyhoo.. try snoggin' through a piece of clingfilm, tell the guy to keep his eyes shut an' he'll never notice

flippin heck my tongue ain't that dry , or shiny ...... is lost with the hair piece??

[lynda66]

oh forget an ambulance, call the fire brigade, they may not be able to cure it, but you can enjoy looking at their 'engines'

hmmmmmm could take my mind off it, but then i'd still wanna try the mistletoe out, cos it's christmas and stuff, and all men (unless really gruesome, old, ugly, wrinkly,ugly, too old, too young,ugly smelly, did i mention ugly?? ) are for snogging under mistletoe .......... and i can't