Oyxmoron

[where2start]

Two Sheds that's brilliant!!! My hubby is home for lunch and he works on the roads...i nearly choked for laughing!!!

[scarey55]

I know it's not strictly an oxymoron but this thread made me remember it.

When asked about one political party's nuclear policy the opposition said "there is nothing new or clear about their policies"

[Rhona]

Men's Intuition

[BrideXIII]

weather forecast?

[FionaH]

I have just put the men at work sign as my pc background. Just gonna sit back now and see if anyone notices

[Mikey]

In modern history there was a communist leader who spoke awfully good, american english. She had feminine logic, aswell as fuzzy logic!!, but it was her unbiased opinion and her ability to act naturally, that stopped her from becoming second best, under friendly fire. This is a true story you know, and oddly appropriate, in this virtual reality world. Enjoy christmas, and have some serious fun.

[piskieinboots]

oh my - some crackers here

[terrier]

Hot chilli, never could get my head round that one as a child

[Pumpkin Becki]

I did A level history on the Great Dictators, does that count?

[geoff]

oxymorons

here are a few---

rap music young conservative industrial action variable constant left-wing intillectual

A few years ago the local council distributed anti - drugs advice leaflets to schools and colleges It was entitled "Taking Drugs Seriously"
They had to withdraw it after a week or so

[RedThorn]

Try some of these :
Ethan's Oxymorons Page
I'm Cautiously Optimistic you'll enjoy some

[bubblewrap]

Laurel & Hardy = Fine Mess