My baby is gross

[janeyo]

Don't read if you are squeamish...

I thought he was quiet this morning, went in to get him up, to find he had managed to get his nappy off, done a no2 and had muchus funus praticing his art skills round the cot, and on himself, doing a 'tracy emin' so to speak.

Like you need that when you haven't even had breakfast!

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. I can laugh now, but at the time it WASN'T funny!

The best bit ws OH told me if I hadn't been there to clean up he would have left him in it! He's not good with the children's bodily functions. Bless.

janeyo

[bubblewrap]

As the saying goes always in the s**t it's just the depth that differs!!

[bobleponge]

Oh that takes me back. From memory that may not be the last time either Janeyo.

[pdblake]

My eldest did that (crikey she's a teenager this week!) when she was a baby. Covered head to toe she was.

Aren't kids brilliant?

[MaureenHall]

Yep, been there, seen it, cleaned it up, more than once Boys are worse than girls for doing it (in my experience anyway)

[lynda66]

mine never did that, though i did have him in his baby bouncer, (one of those you hang on the door frame) and he suddeny developed a huge quantity of very liquid diarrhoea, that the nappy didn't contain ....... and he was still bouncing ........ wait till baby finds out how tasty worms are

[maytreefrannie]

Awh bless him.

[tricky]

reminds me too , what was worse it was all over my daughters face too

[nelliegemini]

I don't have kids, but have heard of this strange practice from mums I know. Why is it that kids aren't bothered by the smell? Do their noses change or do they learn it smells bad from our reaction - is it a learned response like being scared of spiders is sometimes? (Obviously not the new Mekong 30cm spider - being scared of that is just sensible)

[kirsty b]

Ha ha, been there.

When pickle was a couple of days old, I got up for the night feed and bum change, and as I lifted her legs up to slide clean nappy under, a liquid no2 shot out and went about 3ft all over the cot and up the wall. Was not fun cleaning that up at 1.30am.

[lottie dolly]

i to well remember THAT experience,not just the cot,covers,himself ext.,but the nearest walls as well,the cot was in the corner of the room,another 1 of mine removed the plaster down to the bare bricks in a few places in his bed room also,was under 5 at the time,we can laugh now,but back then ugg,it comes not only to try us but part of being parents,and it did'nt stop there,whwn they were a bit older about 8 to 10,were at a rally camping in a sheep field,they had a little tent each at the time,i went ape when we came to pack up,they got some sheeps dung and moulded it around the metal spikes each end of the tent ridge using there bare hands,the tents were also covered,what a game,i had to wash the tents,and when dried reproof them,we have a laugh about it these days,but not back then,

[jacob marley]

I think it is time for a pair of brace's to keep the nappy mind you if he get's it of then he could use brace's as a catapult.jacob

[bubblewrap]

A bit of fun about it
YouTube - Billy Connolly - Incontinence Pants