What do you fancy this morning?

[MaureenHall]

Yep, I could just manage a huge bacon buttie, and a hug from a hunky chap right now

[piskieinboots]

munch munch munch
*wipes mouth of bacon with brown sauce sarnie

....OK, now you can have him scrubbed and sent up please

[lynda66]

Know what? For an unwahsed bloke I couldn't be mithered. I'll send Mr F to the lottie instead and give him a big scrub meself!

lol ok you win ....... i still have cold feet though

[nelliegemini]

Ok enough with the bacon sandwiches and bloke piccies. I've had gastric flu (trying to be polite here) since Friday 3am off and on (and off and on the loo). Each time I think, well that's it, I'll just try a little something - off we go again.

OH is trying to help, but when I asked for a packet of digestives (family standby for all poorly tums (except sickness when gingernuts are better), he bought hob-nobs. The excuse? 'well I know you are on a diet and the digestives packet was really large'.

He did invite some of his friends back after rugby on Saturday, but another mate who went with him (and understands that housework hadn't been done and I wasn't up to meeting new people) must have talked them out of it. But he is trying to help ....

Right now I fancy anything that doesn't cause a recurrence of symptoms

[Irie Jan]

Yep, I could just manage a huge bacon buttie, and a hug from a hunky chap right now

yeah right on the money! I have been up since just b4 6am, had a snack for brecki, am feeling hungry now! A nice hunky guy with a dicky bow nice pecs on show and nice pair of strides on just to keep it decent! serving the bacon buttie! Please excuse me gang, I'm feeling naughty today! I am at work and work with all men. Sorry to say not one of them up to scratch for me, not my type! Eith married too old or too young! I have to get a new job widen my outlooks!

[bobleponge]

And here I am all available, with pecs, (sort of) and stuck in Sudan. Sorry Jan you will just have to wait.

[Irie Jan]

And here I am all available, with pecs, (sort of) and stuck in Sudan. Sorry Jan you will just have to wait.

LOL Ok i'll try to wait for you without starving lol Hope you get unstuck soon, Stuck in Sudan you sound sad about that!

[bobleponge]

You would be if you were stuck where I was. And bacon butties not even legal round these parts. Shocking state of affairs.

[Irie Jan]

Well keep your chinn up boble I know it's not good out there. hope your home b4 christmas!! x Jan

[SlugLobber]

Making bacon butties illegal should be illegal.

I didn't know who that chap above was, either! Wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers, though!

[piskieinboots]

Making bacon butties illegal should be illegal!

seconded ....

[bobleponge]

Pah!! And double Pah!! as it wont allow me to enter a single Pah!!

[HeyWayne]

Hope all goes well piskie - fingers crossed for ya. Still not sure why you'd make SnowDrop wash the dishes for a week - how many do you have? Surely even he could have them done in half an hour max?!

Ona slightly related note - when does ham become bacon? Are ham sandwiches illegal in Sudan bob? Might be a loophole worth exploring...

[lynda66]

Making bacon butties illegal should be illegal.

I didn't know who that chap above was, either! Wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers, though!

some of you lot really need to watch some decent films lol

Jason Statham - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[piskieinboots]

Ona slightly related note - when does ham become bacon?....

yer and when does pig become pork and cow become beef eh eh