Farts - everything you ever wanted to know

[squashysu]

all i can say is, me and mushy peas just dont get on lol !

[MaureenHall]

Eggs, sprouts and baked beans!! pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopong!!!

[Two_Sheds]

Funny link Wayne. It still didn't tell me why men are so proud of their farts, and why they think it is an attractive quality in a man.

[HeyWayne]

Funny link Wayne. It still didn't tell me why men are so proud of their farts, and why they think it is an attractive quality in a man.

If you need to ask, then I'm not telling you.

[Polly Fouracre]

A friend of ours once farted loudly in a crowded lift, turned to his girlfriend and said loudly"Never mind dear, people will think it was me"

[aud]

my father called my mothers leek and potato soup, fart soup. and it does.

And now for my fathers favorite ode.

there once was a little breath of wind that come beneath the heart
And on its downward journey it turned into a fart
the fart is a very useful thing it sets your bum at ease
It warms the bed in winter and it suffocates the fleas.

[Johnny Appleseed]

Funny link Wayne. It still didn't tell me why men are so proud of their farts, and why they think it is an attractive quality in a man.

My brother in law falls firmly into the "proud" category - trouble is everyone else classes him as an "Ar****le" because of his infantile behaviour - a title he richly deserves.

He blames his years in the Navy where they held regular farting contests to ease the boredom - and to think the security of our country rests with men of this calibre.

[snakeshack]

my missus will only serve fried onions if i'm working next day as she can't stand the smell,some of my customers look at me a bit funny from time to time and I once vacated a bank,always blame the dog myself

[jacob marley]

I think some of you will like this one it is in line with the thread . //www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=5260474046
jacob marley