Funny Freecyclers

[amandaandherveg]

I Freecycle quite a lot of stuff and one woman has responded to every item apart from one - 1/2 a sack of puppy food, some skirting boards, a bag of cement, some cushions, flower bulbs, a table lamp, floor tiles. Her emails are all really grabby. Oh yes, the one item she didn't respond to - Kickboxing Foot Protectors.

[lynda66]

any skeletons?? i've been advertising on freecycle for ages for one ...... no luck so far ..... though someone did offer to dig up the patio

[Alison]

any skeletons?? i've been advertising on freecycle for ages for one ...... no luck so far ..... though someone did offer to dig up the patio

My mum's got a skull at home.

[amandaandherveg]

Unfortunately Lynda, I'm fresh out of skeletons.

[Capsid]

I'll have a look in my cupboard.

[amandaandherveg]

I'll have a look in my cupboard.

Groan.

[kirsty b]

On my freecycle group we had a couple put up a wanted ad for wedding witnesses.

[amandaandherveg]

On my freecycle group we had a couple put up a wanted ad for wedding witnesses.

Oh my, I suppose it's better than asking for wedding presents.

I've been offered lots of jam jars on Frecycle tonight which is great as my brambles are about to go mad. I see a big jam making weekend coming up.

There have been 5 cats on ours today and yesterday there was a tarantula.

[nkp1962]

This popped up on the Sunderland group yesterday afternoon: -

WANTED: N.U.F.C. Manager (Sunderland)

A new manager for a football club in dire straits again needed asap...
Person should be aware of previous managers and why they left Sid James
Park.....A sense of humor will be needed to succeed in this job. A
knowledge of football is not essential as the fans don't have a clue
whats happening either. The new manager should be able to stay
incognito as previous managers did.
Perks of the job will be a free seat at the Stadium of Light during the
SAFC NUFC derby.......



NKP

[lynda66]

see this is what i'm up against...... why has no one got a skeleton ....... i can't be the only person that needs a librarian.

[Capsid]

I had a look in my amazon cupboard and found this

Amazon.co.uk: Make This Model Skeleton (Usborne Cut-out Models): Iain Ashman, Saraceni Addario: Books

[JanieB]

see this is what i'm up against...... why has no one got a skeleton ....... i can't be the only person that needs a librarian.

Ook! (sorry I've been told his is too short) so "ook!" again

[coomber]

Ook! (sorry I've been told his is too short) so "ook!" again

Hehehe, I like death and binky

[lynda66]

Ook! (sorry I've been told his is too short) so "ook!" again

lol, thing is i actually want death as my librarian, i have an alcove in my bedroom, with a gate on it, the plan is to line it with books, and have death sitting there, I have a scythe, blue lights for his eyes and cloak ...... unfortunately it's not big enough for a horse and a monkey as well, though i might manage a death of rats, cos he's cute

[lynda66]

I had a look in my amazon cupboard and found this

Amazon.co.uk: Make This Model Skeleton (Usborne Cut-out Models): Iain Ashman, Saraceni Addario: Books

i'm wondering how realistic this looks .....in the flesh .... so to speak,

thing is when i get bored of him in the bedroom, i may decide to get a coffin to use as a raised bed and have him digging in it in the garden

my neighbours love me