How embarrassing!

[amandaandherveg]

We've been renovating our old house, last job is re-painting outside.

The young chap was power washing the outside before painting it tomorrow. A friend of mine came over and was sitting in the garden in the sun having a cuppa watching him work. She asked him if he could do it with his short off, I wanted to die.

What's emabarrassed you lately?

[Two_Sheds]

Last night we had friends over for dinner, and Mr Sheds suddenly said "have you seen her knickers on the washing line?" There they were, swaying in the breeze over our heads.

[amandaandherveg]

Like DIY bunting, lol.

[Nicos]

She asked him if he could do it with his short off,

What's emabarrassed you lately?

Shirt or shorts off??????? ...cor...phew...etc etc ..young man young man 'n all.......

[amandaandherveg]

Oops, knowing her she most likely meant both. Young man indeed, lol.

[lottie dolly]

he might have been wearing speedo's under the shorts,

[amandaandherveg]

Oh please, Speedos, yuck!

[Alice]

Wait til you've been sitting on the throne - only to discover the plumbers were right under the uplifted floorboards.

[amandaandherveg]

When we were renovating our house last year both toilets were smashed out an enthusiastic joiner. Unfortunately the plumber wasn't so enthusiastic and we had no loo for weeks (we weren't living there).

We have a walled garden which was very overgrown and everyone used to sneak down to the bottom of the garden and have a pee behind the bushes.

It wasn't until after we moved in that we realised that the neighbour had a perfect view of the full length of our garden from their upstairs front room.

[dexterdoglancashire]

Wait til you've been sitting on the throne - only to discover the plumbers were right under the uplifted floorboards.

My goodness! How embarrassing!
Many years ago at work a friend who was wearing one of those long, floaty, indian style skirts, went to the loo then walked down the main corridor with part of it tucked into her knickers at the back - I have a couple of these skirts so always check before I leave the ladies.
Bernie

[Two_Sheds]

I went on the bus one day, wearing yesterday's jeans ... and yesterday's tights were wrapped up in the legs, trailing along behind me down the bus.

[SlugLobber]

I went on the bus one day, wearing yesterday's jeans ... and yesterday's tights were wrapped up in the legs, trailing along behind me down the bus.

I've done this with knickers, but luckily I discovered them just in time, before anyone else saw - they'd worked their way down one leg and reappeared when I was in the loo.

[Hashette]

My embarrassing moment was when I was running down a deserted country lane, early in the morning, with not a soul around. Or so I thought.

My MP3 player randomly started playing The Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Show, and as I as feeling fairly bouncy when it got to "it's just a jump to the left", I did. "And then a step to the right".... er, okay then. "With your hands on your hips".... yep, I can run like that "you bring your knees in tight" ....hmmm, tricky, but let's have a go. "But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane" .... makes for an odd running style, but what the hell, I'm on a roll now.

Then it's hands in the air for a rousing "Let's do the time warp again" ..... just as the cycling club who'd been following me for the last half mile overtook killing themselves laughing

[di]

We went to the library at the weekend.Helped the kiddies choose a few books & then left them to have a browse while we looked at garden/cookery books etc.Few moments later D starts reading out loud(very loud!).."Willy was a sp..sp.sperm".."what's a sperm?"~When the time is right I'll have no probs discussing baby making but the middle of a crowded library kind of caught me off guard!
BTW~when is the right time?!!Personally I think if a cartoon picture book is needed to explain then they're not ready?!

[Newbie]

My embarrassing moment was when I was running down a deserted country lane, early in the morning, with not a soul around. Or so I thought.

My MP3 player randomly started playing The Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Show, and as I as feeling fairly bouncy when it got to "it's just a jump to the left", I did. "And then a step to the right".... er, okay then. "With your hands on your hips".... yep, I can run like that "you bring your knees in tight" ....hmmm, tricky, but let's have a go. "But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane" .... makes for an odd running style, but what the hell, I'm on a roll now.

Then it's hands in the air for a rousing "Let's do the time warp again" ..... just as the cycling club who'd been following me for the last half mile overtook killing themselves laughing

Thanks, that made me laugh out loud!