Have you been naughty?

[HeyWayne]

I'm never naughty!

[scarey55]

I'm not the naughty one (yeah right) but KK used to wait until I had gone to take the trolley back to the trolley park and then he'd move the car to a different place in the HUGE supermarket car park. It only happened in winter when it was dark though. When I found the car he, and the children used to be sitting in the car tittering

[piskieinboots]

naughty is over-rated

[SlugLobber]

I went to Badders this week (Badminton Horse Trials) and drank Pimms at 11am, whilst watching the dressage, cross country AND show-jumping (on different days). We announced it 'PIMMS o'CLOCK EVERYBODY' as we poured, just to pee off anyone that didn't have any - tee hee!

I also spat toothpaste slobber outside next door's tent, who kept us awake with their drunken nattering half the night before.

We also went round all the taster stands in the Food Hall, pretending that we LOVED that wine and promised to go back and buy it over the weekend. I tasted so many things I was quite tipsy by the other end and they'd accidentally (?) put a wine stall opposite a cheese stall, so I tested all the wines and cheeses in turn, with each other.

Actually none of that is especially naughty, is it? Must try harder!

[Headfry]

Hans Mum thanks, Love the bit about buying all the wrong things!
Great poem!

[moggssue]

Oh yes, I love that poem too - and why wait to grow old haha!!

Being naughty ... couldnt possibly tell ... But doesnt it make life more fun

[beefy]

naughty is over-rated

Tell the government as they keep thinking up more ways for us to be naughty then.